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by spectrekle
on 3/3/12
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WARNING! BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH! WARNING! ALIENS APPROACHING! WARNING! DANGER ZONE! WARNING! MINE FIELD ZONE! YOU'RE LIABLE TO BE KILLED IF YOU ENTERS THE REPUBLIC OF SINGAPORE COMMITTING THESE OFFENCES WHILE IN SINGAPORE! DO NOT ENTER SINGAPORE IF YOU'RE GOING TO COMMIT THE FOLLOWING SUPER MAJOR OFFENCES AND I'M TALKING REALLY BIG TIME CRIMES HERE NOT SOME MASAK-MASAK THING HERE OK?
Under the Penal Code, the commission of the following offences may result in the death penalty:
1. Waging or attempting to wage war or abetting the waging of war against the Government.
2. Offences against the President’s person (in other words, treason).
3. Mutiny.
4. Piracy that endangers life.
5. Perjury that results in the execution of an innocent person
6. Murder.
7. Abetting the suicide of a person under the age of 18 or an "insane" person.
8. Attempted murder by a prisoner serving a life sentence.
9. Kidnapping or abducting in order to murder.
10. Robbery committed by five or more people that results in the death of a person.
11. Drug trafficking.
12. Unlawful discharge of firearms, even if nobody gets injured.
I REPEAT AGAIN DO NOT COME TO SINGAPORE IF YOU'RE GOING TO COMMIT THESE CRIMES WHILE IN SINGAPORE. YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME TO SINGAPORE ANYTIME BUT IF YOU'RE THINKING OF COMMITTING ANY CRIME BEFORE YOU LEAVE SINGAPORE YOU BETTER THINK TWICE. NI I SAY AGAIN, YOU BETTER THINK THRICE OR YOU MAY EVEN DOUBLE THAT BEFORE YOU STEP INTO SINGAPORE OTHERWISE YOU WILL NEVER THIS PARADISE ISLAND ALIVE! EVER! PERIOD. AND I MEAN FOREVER! CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE DEAD BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!
Take heed of these warnings. This is not a simulation. I repeat, this is not a test. This is for real. After reading this final warning, don't say I didn't tell you. And please don't bring your parents to come here and cry and your lawyer to plea for mercy or clemency for you because there isn't going to be any. Thank you for your patience to hear this timely advice. You'll kiss my feet one day for it.




































WARNING! BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH! WARNING! ALIENS APPROACHING! WARNING! DANGER ZONE! MINE FIELD ZONE! YOU'RE LIABLE TO BE KILLED IF YOU ENTERS THE REPUBLIC OF SINGAPORE COMMITTING THESE OFFENCES WHILE IN SINGAPORE! DO NOT ENTER SINGAPORE IF YOU'RE GOING TO COMMIT THE FOLLOWING SUPER MAJOR OFFENCES AND I'M TALKING REALLY BIG TIME CRIMES HERE NOT SOME MASAK-MASAK THING HERE OK?
Under the Penal Code, the commission of the following offences may result in the death penalty:
1. Waging or attempting to wage war or abetting the waging of war against the Government.
2. Offences against the President’s person (in other words, treason).
3. Mutiny.
4. Piracy that endangers life.
5. Perjury that results in the execution of an innocent person
6. Murder.
7. Abetting the suicide of a person under the age of 18 or an "insane" person.
8. Attempted murder by a prisoner serving a life sentence.
9. Kidnapping or abducting in order to murder.
10. Robbery committed by five or more people that results in the death of a person.
11. Drug trafficking.
12. Unlawful discharge of firearms, even if nobody gets injured.
I REPEAT AGAIN DO NOT COME TO SINGAPORE IF YOU'RE GOING TO COMMIT THESE CRIMES WHILE IN SINGAPORE. YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME TO SINGAPORE ANYTIME BUT IF YOU'RE THINKING OF COMMITTING ANY CRIME BEFORE YOU LEAVE SINGAPORE YOU BETTER THINK TWICE. NI I SAY AGAIN, YOU BETTER THINK THRICE OR YOU MAY EVEN DOUBLE THAT BEFORE YOU STEP INTO SINGAPORE OTHERWISE YOU WILL NEVER THIS PARADISE ISLAND ALIVE! EVER! PERIOD. AND I MEAN FOREVER! CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE DEAD BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!
Take heed of these warnings. This is not a simulation. I repeat, this is not a test. This is for real. After reading this final warning, don't say I didn't tell you. And please don't bring your parents to come here and cry and your lawyer to plea for mercy or clemency for you because there isn't going to be any. Thank you for your patience to hear this timely advice. You'll kiss my feet one day for it.