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I enjoy delivering meaningful conversations and memorable discussions
Dear users - the Service is down (May 2023)
Elon Musk bought Twitter and decided to drop free API access (supposedly to deal with bots)We are interrupting this service until as the charged amounts presently being asked do not make business sense
JumboTweet is a free service, and we believe that all the data powering Twitter that is user generated should be freely available to users.
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Sometimes, bigger is better
- awwwww :$ RT @jeanrodriguej: *amor para victoria* RT @victoriatvrz: muahaha <3 RT @jeanrodriguej: Yes, i do. RT @victoriatvrz: i know you missed me.155 chars, < 1 min read
- Wie lange bleiben wir?26 chars, < 1 min read
- Wie lange bleiben wir?26 chars, < 1 min read
- it's time to get all of the stuff from my closet into my car *okay, seminggu je pun. Uniten, will see u back on 4th sept, and yeah i know with final papers too -_-167 chars, < 1 min read
- You, I mean - "We" are in a bubble.
"In the picture of eternal inflation, our observable universe resides inside a single bubble nucleated from an inflating false vacuum. Many of the theories giving rise to eternal inflation predict that we have causal access to collisions with other bubble universes, providing an opportunity to confront these theories with observation. We present the results from the first observational search for the effects of bubble collisions, using cosmic microwave background data from the WMAP satellite. Our search targets a generic set of properties associated with a bubble collision spacetime, which we describe in detail. We use a modular algorithm that is designed to avoid a posteriori selection effects, automatically picking out the most promising signals, performing a search for causal boundaries, and conducting a full Bayesian parameter estimation and model selection analysis. We outline each component of this algorithm, describing its response to simulated CMB skies with and without bubble collisions. Comparing the results for simulated bubble collisions to the results from an analysis of the WMAP 7-year data, we rule out bubble collisions over a range of parameter space. Our model selection results based on WMAP 7-year data do not warrant augmenting LCDM with bubble collisions. Data from the Planck satellite can be used to more definitively test the bubble collision hypothesis."
http://prd.aps.org/accepted/D/83079Q32M1c1810f37bf2af793911a2083788d205
:)1,666 chars, < 1 min read - Why do people feel the need to commit suicide? A sense of lonliness? A sense of being un-needed? Thinking no one will love you? Thinking yo uare ugly or fat? Always just remember there IS somehwere out there for you. Be he/she 1,000 miles away, or in your area. There IS someone. There always will be. And everyone.. EVERYONE is gorgeous. No matter what others may think or say.. To someone, you are the most beautiful girl, or the most handsome guy.. It doesn't matter what everyone thinks, it matters what that one special person thinks about you.. The special person won't bring you down when you are upset.. They will console you and be there for you. They will call you beaitiful/gorgeous/handsome/stunning/amazing almost all the time.. You will feel that excitment of knowing you're going to talk to them.. But always remember, the person you love the most is the person that makes you the most anxious, upset, and worried. All because you are afraid of losing them..
And they may never get that, but you get it.. And that is one thing that always matters.. That you are sure of yourself in everything you do.. Never starve yourself, never think anything bad about yourself. Never hurt yourself.. Never do anything to harm yourself.. Try to be confident in everything you do..
Because YOU are beautiful.. No matter what another person says.. You ARE beautiful and you always will be. Never forget that.
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I hope this made someone's day brighter.. I dunno.. It was really random, but what was on my mind.. kbye..
..1,547 chars, < 1 min read - HOW MULLAHS HIDE BEHIND SHARIA (GOD's LAW) TO RULE MUSLIMS UNOPPOSED.
"But only months later I was shocked to witness the most heinous crimes taking place under the banner of Islam" writes Reza Kahlili formerly from Iran in an article titled "Why I renounce Islam and choose Christ." He was shocked because Ayatollah Khomeini went back on his earlier assurances of total freedom once the Shah Reza Pahlavi was overthrown.
"The mullahs forced Iranians to adhere to a strict Islamic dress code and subjected them to amputation as the punishment for stealing, lashing for drinking, stoning for adultery. Boys and girls seeking the freedoms promised to them were rounded up and taken to Evin prison. Many were raped, tortured and executed, among them my best friend and his siblings. Teenage girls were raped prior to execution because in Islam a virgin can go to heaven, and the "men of God" wanted to deny them that reward. Others were slowly lowered in tanks of acid so they would die painfully.
Khomeini and the clerics announced themselves as representatives of Allah on earth and declared anyone opposing them to be a "Moharb," an enemy of God. The punishment was execution. Tens of thousands were executed.
Read more: Why I renounce Islam and choose Christ http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=337309#ixzz1W3QwFCqA1,500 chars, < 1 min read - Even a cursory examination of the timeline of the 2002 riots investigation will show us that it’s not justice that they want for the riot victims but the scalp of the Gujarat Chief Minister. Bcoz longer he stays on the greater the growth of Gujarat far ahead of any other Indian State that makes him best PM candidate with his rising popularity even among sworn detractors and also relegating the Congress to non-entity status in Gujarat and its spin effect in other States like Jayalalitha in Tamil Nadu.The knives have been out for Narendra Modi for long but no blood could be drawn so far.596 chars, < 1 min read
- It is interesting that Hindu Americans largely recuse themselves from all of this angst over evolution. Indeed, cosmology, science, and the ancient Vedas--Hinduism’s sacred scripture--are eerily complementary. Lord Brahma, the Lord of Creation, often depicted as one of the Hindu Trinity of Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva, is described as creating the universe in an unending cycle over each of his days and nights. In his classic, Cosmos, Carl Sagan describes Hinduism’s agreement with modern science best:
If the Big Bang theory is posited to have occurred 13 billion years ago, Hindus would have no trouble at all agreeing that an Intelligent Designer, Lord Brahma, indeed guides the creation of the universe. Even more, Swami Vivekananda, one of modern Hinduism’s intellectual giants wrote in the early 20th century, whether an intelligence made the material world, or whether, as some scientists believe, the material world led to the creation of intelligence, does not much matter. For in his words, “Indian philosophy, however, goes beyond both intelligence and matter, and finds a Purusha, or Self, which is beyond intelligence, of which intelligence is but the borrowed light.”1,194 chars, < 1 min read - RT @amira_ng RT @ZodiacFacts: #Aquarius can do well in majors such as computer science, electronic business,software engineering, information systems or library science.173 chars, < 1 min read
- ~Forever Loved~
Ch. 2
[Emily's POV]
Me & Mikey always had feelings for eachother but we only saw one another for like a month every summer.So it would be pointless if we dated. Now that I moved to Englishtown I feel like things gon' change.
"Do you wanna go swimming, we gotta pool now!"
"I don't have my swim suit tho."
"Just wear one of Nicolette's. She won't care."
I walked to Nicolette's room & find a bikini laying on the floor. I threw it on & walked back to Mikey's bedroom. I knocked on the door.
"Mikey, Are you dressed."
"Uhh yeah, Come in."
I opened the door & saw Mikey's pricless abs. I was stunned. I couldn't move. I was just standing there like a freaking idiot staring at Mikey's bod.
"Uhh Emily? You okay?"
"Ohh yeah. Sorry, I just kinda zoned out."
"Your sure your fine?"
Awe he cares about me. I feel special.
"Yeah. It's all good. Let's go swimming."
**At the pool**
[Mikey's POV]
I walked up behind Emily & pushed her into the pool. I jumped in after her.
"Hey!"
"Heey!"
"Did you have to push me in?"
"Yuup."
"Why."
"Because then I can see you get mad & it's so cute when your pissed."
Her cheeks became red. I pulled her underwater & kissed her. I felt butterflies in my stomach. It felt like the whole world just stoped. We both swam back up & gasped for air. The rest of the time we were in the pool we sat on the steps & I had my arm wraped around her.
GET SOME MIKEY!! lol
Sorry it's short. The next few chapters will be short. & I will NOT be writing parts. Feedback? :D1,703 chars, ≈ 1 mins read - ~Forever Loved~
Ch. 2
[Emily's POV]
Me & Mikey always had feelings for eachother but we only saw one another for like a month every summer.So it would be pointless if we dated. Now that I moved to Englishtown I feel like things gon' change.
"Do you wanna go swimming, we gotta pool now!"
"I don't have my swim suit tho."
"Just wear one of Nicolette's. She won't care."
I walked to Nicolette's room & find a bikini laying on the floor. I threw it on & walked back to Mikey's bedroom. I knocked on the door.
"Mikey, Are you dressed."
"Uhh yeah, Come in."
I opened the door & saw Mikey's pricless abs. I was stunned. I couldn't move. I was just standing there like a freaking idiot staring at Mikey's bod.
"Uhh Emily? You okay?"
"Ohh yeah. Sorry, I just kinda zoned out."
"Your sure your fine?"
Awe he cares about me. I feel special.
"Yeah. It's all good. Let's go swimming."
**At the pool**
[Mikey's POV]
I walked up behind Emily & pushed her into the pool. I jumped in after her.
"Hey!"
"Heey!"
"Did you have to push me in?"
"Yuup."
"Why."
"Because then I can see you get mad & it's so cute when your pissed."
Her cheeks became red. I pulled her underwater & kissed her. I felt butterflies in my stomach. It felt like the whole world just stoped. We both swam back up & gasped for air. The rest of the time we were in the pool we sat on the steps & I had my arm wraped around her.
GET SOME MIKEY!! lol
Sorry it's short. The next few chapters will be short. & I will NOT be writing parts. Feedback? :D1,703 chars, ≈ 1 mins read -
Always! #tolerance RT @jackmackenroth My friend says she's a gay man trapped in a woman's body which is a picnic compared to being a gay man trapped in Walmart.
174 chars, < 1 min read - So self-confessed binge-drinker* Joe McElderry is at it again - RT@clemmiemoodie: why why why... do i let myself be persuaded by @samdowler and @joemcelderry91 to drink irresponsibly? That goes for you, too, @georgestark. 16 Aug.
I thought Joe McElderry had stopped trying to peddle his own addictions to other people! Joe is also addicted to caffeine and went through a phase of promoting his addiction to his young fans, along with promoting alcoholism and then seemed to stop but evidently not! Hardly surprising that he should be such a terrible influence on young people as he also promotes lying, violence and using your sexuality to sell records (see http://www.jumbotweet.com/tweet/BradenPup-Here-you-go-Joe-McElderry-started-lying-as-soon-as-6507 and http://t.co/VdK5iUJ and http://www.jumbotweet.com/tweet/This-is-how-Joe-McElderry-promotes-and-normalises-violence-he-6681 for full stories).
Another witness at the event Clemmie Moodie (writer for the Daily Mirror 3am column) was attending (Joe McElderry's album launch party) confirmed Joe was drunk:
RT@zoeannerobinson: watching a drunk joe mcelderry. Hilarious. I love mahiki [6 hours ago] 7:20 AM Aug 16th from web
*When asked if he has a side of him that does not fit with his role model image Joe said: ‘I get drunk sometimes... I tend to have a few blowouts and then stay off it for a while. Then I’ll have a couple more but the blowouts end up turning quite messy’ [Heat Magazine 11-17 June 2011 p741,862 chars, < 1 min read - @jeanclaudevada Death Note (デスノート Desu Nōto?) is a manga series created by writer Tsugumi Ohba and manga artist Takeshi Obata. The main character is Light Yagami, a high school student who discovers a supernatural notebook, the "Death Note", dropped on Earth by a god of death or also known as a shingami named Ryuk. The Death Note grants its user the ability to kill anyone whose name and face they know, by writing the name in the notebook while picturing their face472 chars, < 1 min read
- #TriviaAboutChocolate: We’ve heard of rice and pasta, but chocolate as a staple? Yes, ask the South Mexico Olmec tribe back in 1000 B.C. They ate chocolate all the time! Strange, but true!192 chars, < 1 min read
- #TriviaAboutChocolate: Some chocolates may cost you but did you know that Cacao or chocolates beans were used as currency by Aztec and Maya tribes? If we had that today we would be eating out of our wallets!211 chars, < 1 min read
- #TriviaAboutChocolate: Those gory scenes in Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘Psycho’, was all chocolate syrup! Although the scene finishes in about 45 seconds, it took 7 days to get that shot done perfectly! Now that’s a sticky plot!224 chars, < 1 min read
- #TriviaAboutChocolate: The Maya drank liquid chocolate during weddings, engagements, baptisms and even funerals! Whoever thought there was something ceremonial about chocolate!180 chars, < 1 min read
- @sagarikaghose Anna's movement includes everyone without door shut to anyone based on caste or social status or creed. Anna haas merely provided a platform for every citizen who is concerned with rampant corruption by our political class.But a person like Kanchha Iliya, a self professed anti-Hindu casteist rabblerouser and Sagarika Ghose kindred soul seems to play up his usual rhetoric of identity politics as a permanent invitee to Sagarika's talk shows. Instead of seeing the larger picture Kanchha refuses to throw away his narrow tokenism blinkers for fortifying his relevance through @CNN-IBN. Has any Dalit or minority come forward to join Anna and has been turned away? Look at the teeming crowds in Ramlila grounds and you will notice people of all shades cutting across cast and creed barriers in a rainbow coalition of society. Maybe Kanchha was waiting for a special call up from Anna's group to join him as a messiah of the Dalits.There is no difference between Kanchha and Syed Ahmed Bukhari a mere Imam of Delhi's Jama Masjid and no Muslim leader for whom the Indian Muslims have little regard. Kanchha may collect a few hundred rent-a-crowd rabble to his venue but that has nothing to do with the people whom he claims he represents.1,274 chars, < 1 min read
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