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Hi! My name is Jumbo and I'm a Hippo!
I help my friend Twitter carry bigger messages between users!
I enjoy delivering meaningful conversations and memorable discussions
I help my friend Twitter carry bigger messages between users!
I enjoy delivering meaningful conversations and memorable discussions
Dear users - the Service is down (May 2023)
Elon Musk bought Twitter and decided to drop free API access (supposedly to deal with bots)We are interrupting this service until as the charged amounts presently being asked do not make business sense
JumboTweet is a free service, and we believe that all the data powering Twitter that is user generated should be freely available to users.
This highlights the necessity to preserve free access across time user's access to their data.
Sometimes, bigger is better
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Hold me, like you held onto life, when all fears came alive and entombed me.
Love me, like you love the sun, scorching the blood in my vampire heart.
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My ultimate goal is to continue playing forever,” Satriani says. “I hope to never be tired of it and to always be searching to express the life I lead by taking those experiences and turning them into music. Hopefully, the guitar will be my ongoing instrument of expression277 chars, < 1 min read
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Everyone do whatever the hell you want, and wear what you want, and listen to what you want, and like whoever you want, and stop caring so god damn much what other people think. Chances are the people you think are judging don’t even care.243 chars, < 1 min read
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Everyone says that love hurts, but that's not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Jealousy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality, love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain.270 chars, < 1 min read
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i don’t think having a boyfriend or girlfriend completes you, or is the only thing that can make you happy. sure, they’ll make you smile till your jaw aches, laugh until you cry, but i’ve always believed that you have to be happy on your own before you can be happy with someone else.289 chars, < 1 min read
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Let's play a game of Russian Roulette.
I’ll load the gun,
You place the bet.
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It feels like we never stopped talking. Like we picked back up as if we'd just talked yesterday.101 chars, < 1 min read
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Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.
Put a gun to my head,
And paint the fucking walls.
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w0w, i'm so tempted to unfollow you.
you are annoying
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Animals shouldn’t be hunted and nature shouldn’t be disturbed, even destroyed, to benefit the whims of mankind.115 chars, < 1 min read
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How do you say goodbye,
When you’ve hardly said hello?
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ATWA is God, because without the air, the trees, the water, and the wildlife we could not live. They can survive without us, we can not survive without them.161 chars, < 1 min read
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A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It’s yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They’ve been here for hundreds of years…179 chars, < 1 min read
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Today, it's 101010. That's 42 in Binary - and 42 is supposedly the answer to life, the universe and everything. Therefore, tomorrow is everything.151 chars, < 1 min read
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I suffer this no longer,
I’ll put an end to this, I swear.
This, I swear. The sun will shine.
This, I swear,
This, I swear,
This, I swear!162 chars, < 1 min read -
It is the same thing: killing, dying, it is the same thing: one is just as alone in each. He is luck, he will only die once. As for me, for ten days I have been killing him at every minute192 chars, < 1 min read
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So many people take happiness for granted, and are so used to a smooth ride that when something fucks up and smacks them in the face, even when it’s something so minute, they expect others to fucking dash right to their side and spoon feed them sympathy until they get over it, because they ARE ABLE TO GET OVER IT. What about the people who can’t simply “get over it”, those who are constantly fighting for an ounce of mental stability in their lives because every day is a fight for sanity? I dunno about other people, but from what I’ve seen, they tend to be tossed aside because, oh, “they’re always like that” and they should just shut up and keep it to themselves. The people with attitudes like that need to have their jaws ripped off and brains whisked. Today, when you’re eating your dinner, think about the people who cry over dinner because they don’t want to gain weight. When you’re out with your friends, think about how lucky you are just to be able to do what you consider a usual activity when others can’t even step outside the house without fearing judgment of others or simply being in a social environment. Think about the people who have to live with being depressed all day, every day when you’re fretting over not being able to go out one night with your friends. At least you HAVE friends. Be grateful for that.1,340 chars, < 1 min read
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Why was Snow White given a poisoned apple? - to show us that not everyone is gonna be kind & not everyone is really who they say they are. Why did Cinderella run away at midnight? - to remind us that everything does have its limitations, even dreams. Why did Ariel exchange her fins for feet? - to show us that people are willing to give up anything to be with who they love & to just be happy. Why did Aurora sleep for 100 years? - to tell us that you might have to wait for quite some time for your true love to come along, sometimes very long, but it's worth it. Why did Princess Jasmine fall for Aladdin? - to let us know that what the heart wants, it wants it no matter what. Why was Belle in love with a Beast? - to remind us that you can't really help what's on the outside, but if the inside is beautiful, then nothing will stand in the way of your love.878 chars, < 1 min read
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Well I’m racing these backroads trying to save my life,
‘cause the sherriff wants to kill me ‘cause I fucked his wife.
Always on the run with a gun in my hand
‘cause I like a good time and a one-night stand.
I’m going straight to hell
Ain’t nothing slowin’ me down288 chars, < 1 min read -
The Beatles themselves were weak punks. I can see why they had to break up and go band on the run. Hindus were up in their assholes. Rock and Roll is shotgun music. Hillbilly sound is behind the bar. Hank Williams was an ass-kicking red neck. Them Honky Tonkers are tough.276 chars, < 1 min read
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