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Hi! My name is Jumbo and I'm a Hippo!
I help my friend Twitter carry bigger messages between users!
I enjoy delivering meaningful conversations and memorable discussions
I help my friend Twitter carry bigger messages between users!
I enjoy delivering meaningful conversations and memorable discussions
Dear users - the Service is down (May 2023)
Elon Musk bought Twitter and decided to drop free API access (supposedly to deal with bots)We are interrupting this service until as the charged amounts presently being asked do not make business sense
JumboTweet is a free service, and we believe that all the data powering Twitter that is user generated should be freely available to users.
This highlights the necessity to preserve free access across time user's access to their data.
Sometimes, bigger is better
- so u got 2 the store u purchased $350 of groceries u reach n ur purse 2 get ur food stamp card & it's not there & ur debit card has only $3.07 #getittogether169 chars, < 1 min read
- #ifyoucheatedonme i'd say it was because u stayed on #Facebook and you had a problem always pushing "become a fan". Stop cheating on me w/FB...u lame!154 chars, < 1 min read
- FOLLOW ME AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU <---------- #retso #thatisall #FF #ifyoucheatonme #followfriday #welldamn #ifihaveonemoredrink #idoit2 #dearfuturekids #dearfutrehusband #dearfutrewife #kanyeshrug #shrugs #TT #youknowwhatreallygrindsmygears #isitjusme #youlooklikethetype #imthekindofperson #dmvmarriage #itsreallyannoying #sexualgameshows #bynextyear #sexisbad #nowplaying #eastenders389 chars, < 1 min read
- FOLLOW ME AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU <---------- #retso #thatisall #FF #ifyoucheatonme #followfriday #welldamn #ifihaveonemoredrink #idoit2 #dearfuturekids #dearfutrehusband #dearfutrewife #kanyeshrug #shrugs #TT #youknowwhatreallygrindsmygears #isitjusme #youlooklikethetype #imthekindofperson #dmvmarriage #itsreallyannoying #sexualgameshows #bynextyear #sexisbad #nowplaying #eastenders389 chars, < 1 min read
- I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH U TRY TO #DISLIKE Justin Bieber's song BABY, IT'S THE ISH!!!! MAN WOMAN GIRL OR BOY, WE ALL LOVE THAT SONG! IT'S OK TO LIKE SOMETHING OTHA THAN WEEZY! IT'S A GR8 SPRING/SUMMER HIT! So clearly i'm #nowplaying Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris- Baby #thatisall...280 chars, < 1 min read
- Priceless : @ssarbjit @archie229 @sajidk23 ....One for the weekend #Humor
Amit wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Amit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Amit asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Amit asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!". His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,
*"Lady leave me alone! I'm married!!!!"
Moral
Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00
Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk -" PRICELESS "1,451 chars, < 1 min read - A little girl needs Daddy
For many, many things:
Like holding her high off the ground
Where the sunlight sings!
Like being the deep music
That tells her all is right
When she awakens frantic with
The terrors of the night.
Like being the great mountain
That rises in her heart
And shows her how she might get home
When all else falls apart.
Like giving her the love
That is her sea and air,
So diving deep or soaring high
She'll always find him there.
532 chars, < 1 min read - RT @RonnyRaygun Max Baucus (D-Marxist): Obamacare Will Address The “Mal-Distribution Of Income In America”: http://bit.ly/d9ddev #TCOT #P2 #LIBTARDS219 chars, < 1 min read
- Oh, thank you to the band downstairs! I know it is not for me 'cause none of us are FB friends, so you don't know everything that is going in my life right now, but I am so grateful for every note you're playing today. Each note helps me erase a little of the bad from yesterday. Your music is beautiful and it helps!321 chars, < 1 min read
- RT @LoveMyBSkinny Especially true for women - eating Soy products increases your chances for cancer. Asians consume FERMENTED soy #SoySauce #MisoSoup #health |<- look it up, it's true. Soy is VERY inexpensive and women especially should stay FAR away. #BreastCancer #diabetes283 chars, < 1 min read
- If you're the CE who turned back two articles because you didn't read the references and therefore didn't recognize the science terms used, may you rot in the seventh circle. I didn't need your lazy, uneducated crap today. You should read in the area you edit, dimwit.272 chars, < 1 min read
- Believe... in yourself, in love, in trust. In magic, in angels, in happy endings. In God, in promises, in miracles. In people, in fairy tales, in following your heart. In peace, in true happiness, in never growing up. In following your passions, in making your dreams come true, in promises. In helping people, in making the world a better place, in changing for the better.378 chars, < 1 min read
- @CookiesN_CREAM hahahaha what cute boy from NY? The sidekick?! LMAO! I mean yea dey can still slide thru but nothin to big. cuz honestly i don't want it to end badly. Plus, it's jus gone be me and u that's girls, cuz i don't fux wit no1 else like that, that is in the female department.290 chars, < 1 min read
- @CookiesN_CREAM girl Ben the one who told. So i might uninvite him. plus idk that many girls but a lot of guys. idk i don't want it to turn into something else. IDK! It was supposed to be immediate friends. idk it's not suppose to be like #freaknic for my birthday...lol!275 chars, < 1 min read
- @ricksanchezcnn I am speechless. Hard to believe that Coulter is so ignorant. I am a US citizen, born Lebanese. The 1st CAMEL I saw in my life was here at the Los Angeles Zoo.180 chars, < 1 min read
- Ruh-roh. Either the entire apt. house got up hours early or everyone has overslept. LOL I practice when everyone's getting ready for class and work so the showers and microwaves mask a bit of bass lines and guitar riffs but it's been stone silent this morning. I hope they're not all dead. I rather like them. Snazzy neighbors, are you all okay?349 chars, < 1 min read
- My Parents are going through a pretty difficult split at the moment, and i just wanted to say that @tommcfly , @dougiemcfly , @Dannymcfly & @mcflyharry , you guys have been the only thing to make me smile. Your songs, your videos and your silly quotes are keeping me alive, and this, i thank you for.309 chars, < 1 min read
- Had great plans to go to bed early but can't fall asleep so I painted my toenails dark purple & my fingernails denim blue & idk, this makes me feel oddly girly.172 chars, < 1 min read
- @Cintiapeclat eu já tinha ficado arrasada com a ida do Serginho p/ o paredão junto com o Dimmy, depois de luto com a saída dele e agora tô puta da vida pq essa Lia não saiu!!!179 chars, < 1 min read
- hay algunas personas perras q copian nombres de promo eso malea pero nos queda un consuelo que nadie nos va a poder quitar que fuimos la promo del golpe o la promo de clasificacion al mundial y ustedes serian la promo despues de que paso el mundial entiendo la promo de nosotros fue otro pedo296 chars, < 1 min read
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