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Two prominent Shoals-area football programs are looking for new head coaches.
Top football jobs vacant at Colbert County, Deshler High School in Alabama
Two prominent Shoals-area football programs are looking for new head coaches.
Dale Jeffreys announced his retirement at Colbert County High and Mike Hand stepped down at Deshler. Both are effective immediately.
Jeffreys, who has been in coaching for 31 years, guided Colbert County to a 9-3 record this season. The Indians’ season ended last Friday with a loss to defending Class 3A champion Piedmont.
Jeffreys spent 20 years as a head coach — 15 at Red Bay and the past five at Colbert County, his alma mater.
Hand spent two seasons as head coach at Deshler. The Tigers were 5-6 in 2015, but slipped to 2-8 this season. He took over after the Tigers advanced to the 2014 Class 4A championship game in a season marred by the death of first-year coach Jake Linville. Before that, he was the offensive line coach at Florence High School.
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No posted photos from President-elect Donald Trump's meeting with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe at which Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner were apparently in attendance. Trump's team did not allow any press pool, still cameras, or editorial into the meeting. Instead, they released their own photo of the meeting.320 chars, < 1 min read
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Trump transition team confirms in statement that US President-elect Donald Trump has selected Sen. Jeff Sessions as attorney general, Ret. Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn as national security adviser and Rep. Mike Pompeo as CIA director231 chars, < 1 min read
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Trump transition team confirms in statement that US President-elect Donald Trump has selected Sen. Jeff Sessions as attorney general, Ret. Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn as national security adviser and Rep. Mike Pompeo as CIA director - NBC News242 chars, < 1 min read
- A dream about a dream...
In the wilderness of the forest,
Where the darkness and the cold,
Among the winding branches
Opened the lock in
The genus elven kings...
The rustle of a sudden...
Through the thorns of the thicket
The deer ran towards me
And remember that once
I dreamed he was in a wonderful dream..!
Stopped...how quiet....
To see all are not expected
In their possession he guest
He is clearly not met..
It is suitable ...
And in the dope
Now dizzy
A feeling that opened
Before me the whole earth...
Awake, My God!
What a miracle?!
For me the elven throne
And overbearing image of Thranduil
I had to contemplate on it...
Beautiful mill,
Eyes like the sky
And there is no more beautiful men.!
I realize that there was now he
Of my heart Lord!
-"Why are you here,
What you need
You among the thickets of the forest?"-
-I he says.
Feel a wild delight!
"I don't know how I got here,
And in the magical forest I wandered,
I just remember that first
For a wondrous beast I went.."
"Well, well"-I trust you!
You stay here to stay...
But only a week
With me going to say..!"
And day and night
We talked,
And didn't even sleep a wink
Love poison arrow
Heart treacherously broke...
But I understood that with each other
Won't be together ever..
By the end of the week I fear
As punishment
Sentence and waited...
"Why, my friend,
Man's heart
Are you so innocent?
And know now
That as before
There will never again!
But together be unfortunately ,I will not be able
Of different we're worlds!
I woke up.....
But I won't forget,
Find you, my love!!!....
In the wilderness of the forest,
Where the darkness and the cold,
Among the winding branches
Opened the lock in
The genus elven kings...
The rustle of a sudden...
Through the thorns of the thicket
The deer ran towards me
And remember that once
I dreamed he was in a wonderful dream..!
Stopped...how quiet....
To see all are not expected
In their possession he guest
He is clearly not met..
It is suitable ...
And in the dope
Now dizzy
A feeling that opened
Before me the whole earth...
Awake, My God!
What a miracle?!
For me the elven throne
And overbearing image of Thranduil
I had to contemplate on it...
Beautiful mill,
Eyes like the sky
And there is no more beautiful men.!
I realize that there was now he
Of my heart Lord!
-"Why are you here,
What you need
You among the thickets of the forest?"-
-I he says.
Feel a wild delight!
"I don't know how I got here,
And in the magical forest I wandered,
I just remember that first
For a wondrous beast I went.."
"Well, well"-I trust you!
You stay here to stay...
But only a week
With me going to say..!"
And day and night
We talked,
And didn't even sleep a wink
Love poison arrow
Heart treacherously broke...
But I understood that with each other
Won't be together ever..
By the end of the week I fear
As punishment
Sentence and waited...
"Why, my friend,
Man's heart
Are you so innocent?
And know now
That as before
There will never again!
But together be unfortunately ,I will not be able
Of different we're worlds!
I woke up.....
But I won't forget,
Find you, my love!!!....
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IS THIS TRUMP'S MISTAKE?
Former Gov. Mitt Romney is being considered for secretary of state in President-elect Trump's administration, according to a source. Romney was publicly critical of Trump during the presidential campaign, and Trump often said Romney was a failure, citing Romney's 2012 White House bid. South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani are also reportedly being considered for the State Department post. Romney and Trump will reportedly meet this weekend.510 chars, < 1 min read -
Trump transition team dispatches 'landing teams' to Department of Justice, Department of State, Pentagon and National Security Council to begin transition of power - Politico
TOO BAD THEY AREN'T BRINGING AUDITORS & FBI TO BUST THESES CROKS & TRACE & RECOVER STOLEN MONEY290 chars, < 1 min read -
US President-elect Donald Trump to meet with Mitt Romney, Michelle Rhee, Gen. James Mattis, Cubs co-owner Todd Ricketts, Center for Neighborhood Enterprise's Bob Woodson, other community leaders Saturday - Reuters217 chars, < 1 min read
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Automakers Go All In on SUVs
RUSH: From Bloomberg News: "Automakers Are Going All In on SUVs." So while Obama and the left are trying to force everybody into these silly electric cars and tiny little compacts and subcompacts in order to save the planet, Americans are busy buying SUVs. You know, it's actually kind of amazing, when you stop and think of all of the PR there has been against big cars, against Big Oil, against SUVs, that people are not listening. They're buying what they want.
Look at the things Obama has been pushing that everybody is rejecting. His approval number is still a matter of great mystery to me. It's not a mystery I don't think that I can solve. I mean, I can solve it, I can explain it easily. They said his latest approval number is 57%, and yet everybody's opposed to everything he's doing! The vast majority of people are opposed to everything he's doing.
"Automakers Are Going All In on SUVs," and this is gonna cause quite a degree of upset among our young Millennials and college students who are going to think that the earth will now become uninhabitable ten years earlier. Don't doubt me. You may think these are wild claims for the sake of humor. They're not. They used to be, but they are not.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-16/suv-craze-shows-no-signs-of-slowing-as-more-automakers-join-in1,565 chars, < 1 min read -
Rep. Elijah Cummings sends letter to VP-elect Mike Pence asking for information on 'apparent conflicts of interest' regarding Ret. Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn's work lobbying for Turkish interests - @frankthorp210 chars, < 1 min read
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Colin Kaepernick Isn't Even Registered to Vote
RUSH: Folks, guess what? Not only did this clown, Colin Kaepernick not vote in the last election, he's not even registered to vote. He's never registered to vote. Big social justice warrior, so concerned about the oppression of minorities in America. I guess the most he's willing to do is take a knee during the national anthem, but he's never even registered to vote.
http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article114803073.html650 chars, < 1 min read -
CNN: Trump Developing Plan to Track Immigrants
RUSH: Look at this, folks. I'm looking at CNN right now and they've got Wolf Blitzer on, there's a graphic the bottom of the screen says, "Source," colon, "Trump team developing plan to track immigrants." No! They wouldn't dare. CNN. I don't have to have volume up so I didn't listen, but I don't need to. I can full well imagine the outrage and the anger and the shock that CNN is reporting here as there will be a team tracking immigrants. Trump team plan to track -- (laughing) And the Trump immigration adviser says there's not gonna be a Muslim registry, so CNN no doubt confused, angry, outraged. The entire media is because they have to be knowing they're failing right now in their efforts to delegitimize the Trump victory.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/16/politics/border-after-election/976 chars, < 1 min read -
Houston Texans Warned About Trip to Mexico
RUSH: For example, the NFL has a Monday night game in Mexico City, the Houston Texans and the Raiders are gonna be playing on Monday night in Mexico City, and the Texans sent a memo to the players. "Houston Texans players are being advised by the team not to leave the hotel and not to order room service during their trip to Mexico City for Monday night’s game against the Oakland Raiders.
"The Associated Press obtained a memo distributed to the team on Wednesday that included a page of information concerning the trip. ... A section of the memo under the heading 'safety' had a bullet point with: 'DO NOT leave the hotel.' It was followed by a line advising players to leave all 'expensive jewelry at home,' not to bring large sums of money and not to use ATMs."
I mean, the image being created here is that they are going into the middle of a crime-infested, sick, diseased area, and you had better come in contact with nobody but other team members. Do not do the ice, do not order room service is another, do not eat the food in the hotel. Only eat your meals in the team meal room.
You know, when teams go to London, I don't think it's true in all cases, but many teams take every bit of food the team eats for whatever number of days there, four or five days. They take their own chefs. And I'm sure they're gonna do the same thing in Mexico City. They ship all the food.
Mexico apparently, one of the real commandments here is not to eat the beef, and the reason for that is that Mexico, in order to the spur the growth of steers, uses a hormone that if found in players disqualifies them. It's a performance enhancing drug type thing. It's called clenbuterol. The memo even stresses this. "Consuming large quantities of meat while visiting those countries may result in a positive test for clenbuterol. The memo told the players to 'please take caution if you decide to consume meat, and understand that you do so at your own risk.'
"Clenbuterol has been banned in Mexico as a growth enhancer for cattle but is suspected," that it's still used by evil cattle ranchers. Of course, by definition, all cattle ranchers are evil 'cause they're destroying the planet. The Raiders did not receive such a memo because of course the Raiders, they feed off poison. I mean, they're the Raiders. And as such they come from the black hole. There's no way to poison 'em because they are poison. (laughing) Al Davis.
http://www.khou.com/sports/nfl/texans/texans-warned-to-stay-in-hotel-not-order-room-service-in-mexico/3533336522,805 chars, ≈ 2 mins read -
Texas Shale Field Discovered
RUSH: Let me just give you some highlights of what's coming up on the program today. These young snowflakes on college campuses all across the country and the Millennials who are convinced we have to go to Mars to save our civilization, and we've gotta do this in 30 years or else we're all cooked -- literally cooked -- because of climate change. The biggest shale oil discovery in the world has been found in Texas. (chuckling) I was looking at Dr. Spencer, Dr. Roy Spencer, our official climatologist at the EIB Network. I was looking at his website today, and he discusses...
He and I have a friendly back-and-forth on this climate change hoax. He doesn't believe it's a scientific hoax. He thinks it's a policy hoax, a political hoax. He thinks that there is warming 'cause it happens all the time. My point is manmade climate change is a hoax. It is a political hoax designed to grow government, raise taxes, limit freedom. I've been through all that. Anyway, they are convinced, the climate change fearmongers are convinced that had if we continue with fossil fuels, we're gonna cook.
So the discovery of oil sends 'em into a panic. The more oil, the more we will continue to use fossil fuels. Folks, there's nothing out there that can replace fossil fuels, and there won't be for decades. It isn't wind. It isn't solar. Just stop and think of the obvious. Think of a cargo airplane. Think all of cargo airplane that's manufacturing... What do Millennials love? Uhh... (interruption) Well, no, not the iPhone. Well, I can use it. Okay. You Millennials who love your iPhones.
You know how they get here from China? They're put on giant cargo airplanes -- 747s, DC-10s, MD-11s -- that are flown here from China or they're put on giant, giant cargo ships, and you can't power... You're never gonna get an airplane off the ground with wind and you're never gonna get an airplane off the ground with solar panels. There is nothing. You're never gonna power a great cargo ship with wind or solar. Just isn't gonna happen.
We're nowhere near it, and the more fossil fuels we discover is better for everybody. It's better for the economy; it's better for prices; it's better for commerce because oil is the fuel of the engine of democracy. Oh, and do they hate that! Oh, that just sends them into a rabid, uncontrolled rage when you tell them that. So, "vast shale oil field in Texas could yield 20 billion barrels," which is great news, but on college campuses and in the far reaches of the left, this will be greeted as an absolutely devastating piece of news.
http://www.drroyspencer.com/
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2016/11/17/texas-shale-oil-field-could-yield-20-billion-barrels/3,004 chars, ≈ 2 mins read -
Another Columnist Hopes Trump Fails
RUSH: By the way, another column today. Boston Globe, some guy named Cohen. "I hope he fails" is the headline. It's everywhere now. You see how I open doors. I am a classic example of the pioneers taking the arrows. In 2009 I said, "I hope Obama fails." Everybody knows what I mean, but they act like they don't, and now liberal after liberal after liberal says with impunity, with joy, with happiness, with pride, "I hope Trump fails." And nobody's jumping on their case.
Nobody's accusing them of undermining the presidency. Nobody's accusing these people who want Trump to fail. Nobody's saying about them that they're harming America like it was said about me. No, these people are being treated as intellectual giants.
http://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2016/11/15/don-want-trump-succeed-want-him-fail-spectacularly/Xa0rVn5yjwUp1kjjRMqi6L/story.html1,105 chars, < 1 min read - KAVITA.....
संग तराश के परिश्रम से पत्थर पूजा योग्य हो जाता है,
सवर्ण भी अग्नि में जल कर आभूषण का रूप पाता है,
घास फूस चुनते हैं पच्छी तो घोंसला संभव हो पाता है,
कर्तव्य पालन करे प्राणी देखा सपना सच हो पाता है,,
बन के माया नगरी के वासी हमें ऐसा क्यों हो जाता है?
अच्छे बुरे से अवगत परन्तु ह्रदय भ्रष्ट क्यों हो जाता है?
धन के चकाचोंध में विद्या दीपक मधिम क्यों हो जाता है?
सच्चे पथ पे चलने वाले का जीवन दुर्लभ क्यों हो जाता है?
आवश्यक नहीं जीवन में ही स्वर्ग का मिल पाना मानव को,
संभव नहीं अच्छे कर्मों का फल तुरंत मिल पाना मानव को,
प्रतीक्षा भी एक तप है यह जा कर बतलाओ हर मानव को,
स्वर्ग का मृत्य बाद प्रण है जा कर बतलाओ हर मानव को,
वसुधैव कुटुंब कम मन्त्र को भूल चले तो फिर क्या होगा?
पडोसी की पीड़ा जो तुम न जान सके तो फिर क्या होगा?
जब निर्दोष का वध है मानवता का वध तो फिर क्या होगा?
धर्म जाति के झगरे में उलझे बैठे तो तेरा फिर क्या होगा?.....
क्या अच्छा नहीं सब भूल के नयी आशा का निर्माण करें,
पतन पग पे चलना छोड़, उत्थान गमन का प्रयास करें,,
बचे खुचे को बाँट बूंट के इनके उनके सपनो को साकार करें
प्रदूषण से वातावरण को बचा गर्म होती धरती पे उपकार करें,,
-तनवीर सलीम1,156 chars, < 1 min read - Each one of us have eaten the fruits from the tree which we have not planted. That is how it works. In life, we also have to play the role of "Maali", and should be planting trees for the fruits for the generations that will come. Tanvir Salim247 chars, < 1 min read
📚 Hasil Sosialisasi Sinpeg oleh BKD Prov... 🆘 Bapak & Ibu *PNS* Ada hal yang mendesak dalam 1 minggu kedepan untuk dilakukan PNS yang
@bkdjatengprov , mohon kebenaran ttg info berikut:
Hasil Sosialisasi Sinpeg oleh BKD Prov...
Bapak & Ibu *PNS*
Ada hal yang mendesak dalam 1 minggu kedepan untuk dilakukan PNS yang dialihkan menjadi ASN Provinsi yakni *MELENGKAPI DATA KEPEGAWAIANNYA MASING-MASING (MANDIRI) PADA SOFTWARE SINPEG TERINTEGRASI ON LINE BKD PROVINSI*
Untuk tahap persiapan....
Siapkan seluruh SK (CPNS sd SK terakhir), SK berkala, Sertifikat/Piagam Penghargaan, Karpeg/Karis/Karsu, KTP, Kartu Pajak, KK, akte nikah, akta kelahiran, SK tugas tambahan, SK mutasi, foto setengah badan, foto full body.
semua dokumen harus di scan dan diubah ke format PDF dg ukuran file kurang dari 500Kb, kecuali foto dg format JPG setengah badan max 100Kb & full body max 200Kb.
agar mesin scan sekolah tidak " _jebol_ " dan harus me-convert serta me-compress berulang serta belom tentu semua PNS menguasai dg cepat berbagai program komputer, maka saran Tim Data BKD Provinsi... PNS harus bisa gunakan software android pemindai PDF yg bisa di download di play store seperti *office lens*.
setelah data digital sudah disiapkan, setiap sekolah hendaknya membuat workshop sehari cara pengisian Sinpeg (setiap PNS harus bawa laptop & dapat terkoneksi dg modem GSM atau tithering android atau wifi).
Operator Simpeg tiap sekolah akan memverifikasi data setelah di Diklat tingkat Kabupaten dalam waktu dekat ini.
sekali lagi PNS harus bisa mandiri mengisi & meng update data Sinpeg-nya, kesalahan/keterlambatan data dapat menyebabkan tidak cairnya gaji atau tunjangan, bahkan bisa fatal tercoret dari data based kepegawai ftan provinsi. Ini adalah kebutuhan tiap PNS. Monggo mulai siapkan berkas dan memindainya mjd PDF & Foto JPG sesuai ketentuan. Lakukan tanpa mengganggu KBM.2,232 chars, ≈ 1 mins readSosialisasi bkd
Hasil Sosialisasi Sinpeg oleh BKD Prov...
Bapak & Ibu *PNS*
Ada hal yang mendesak dalam 1 minggu kedepan untuk dilakukan PNS yang dialihkan menjadi ASN Provinsi yakni *MELENGKAPI DATA KEPEGAWAIANNYA MASING-MASING (MANDIRI) PADA SOFTWARE SINPEG TERINTEGRASI ON LINE BKD PROVINSI*
Untuk tahap persiapan....
Siapkan seluruh SK (CPNS sd SK terakhir), SK berkala, Sertifikat/Piagam Penghargaan, Karpeg/Karis/Karsu, KTP, Kartu Pajak, KK, akte nikah, akta kelahiran, SK tugas tambahan, SK mutasi, foto setengah badan, foto full body.
semua dokumen harus di scan dan diubah ke format PDF dg ukuran file kurang dari 500Kb, kecuali foto dg format JPG setengah badan max 100Kb & full body max 200Kb.
agar mesin scan sekolah tidak " _jebol_ " dan harus me-convert serta me-compress berulang serta belom tentu semua PNS menguasai dg cepat berbagai program komputer, maka saran Tim Data BKD Provinsi... PNS harus bisa gunakan software android pemindai PDF yg bisa di download di play store seperti *office lens*.
setelah data digital sudah disiapkan, setiap sekolah hendaknya membuat workshop sehari cara pengisian Sinpeg (setiap PNS harus bawa laptop & dapat terkoneksi dg modem GSM atau tithering android atau wifi).
Operator Simpeg tiap sekolah akan memverifikasi data setelah di Diklat tingkat Kabupaten dalam waktu dekat ini.
sekali lagi PNS harus bisa mandiri mengisi & meng update data Sinpeg-nya, kesalahan/keterlambatan data dapat menyebabkan tidak cairnya gaji atau tunjangan, bahkan bisa fatal tercoret dari data based kepegawai ftan provinsi. Ini adalah kebutuhan tiap PNS. Monggo mulai siapkan berkas dan memindainya mjd PDF & Foto JPG sesuai ketentuan. Lakukan tanpa mengganggu KBM.2,052 chars, < 1 min read- Some said, “There’s no difference
between Trump and Hillary.” © 2016
How’s that working for them now?
No difference between Hillary and Trump?
That’s what the young, the foolish, the naïve, the clueless, and the pseudo intellectuals claimed. They claimed it didn’t matter who was elected. But as Malcolm X might have put it, “the chickens are now coming home to roost.”
Already, Americans see Trump bringing outright racists into his cabinet, people who have no love for Blacks or any other group, including many Whites.
For their part, African Americans can be incredibly susceptable to fake news stories or disinformation due to our hypersensitivity to racism. As a result, Blacks acted against their best political interests by either staying home, voting for Trump, or voting for a third-party candidate. That’s about as politically dumb as you can get.
What’s done is done, and the nation will have to deal with Trump.
But for future elections at the local, state and national level, rule number one is, if you do vote, you’ll get the government you want. If you don’t vote, you’ll get the government someone else wants, and that will be the government you deserve.
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