"A PAC supporting Hillary Clinton just received an anonymous donation of $1 million. Which means that if she wins any of us can say that it was us that gave her the million bucks and hit her up for a favor." –Jimmy Fallon
"What's really interesting is that this million-dollar donation from an anonymous donor came just two weeks after Hillary spoke out against, quote, 'the endless flow of secret, unaccountable money' into campaigns. Then she said, 'Starting now! Unaccountable money is awful. Cash it quick!'" –Jimmy Fallon