AND HERE IT IS

1) Susan Boyle - I Dreamed A Dream (h8 you @everysinglepersonwhoboughtthis)

2) La Roux - La Roux (album title as boring as her voice)

3) Cheryl Cole - 3 Words (here’s three words for you - just give up)

4) JLS - JLS (thank you, SIMON COWELL, for another gem)

5) N-Dubz - Against All Odds (phil collins will not be pleased about this)

6) Robbie Williams - Reality Killed The Radio Star (shame it didn’t actually robbie)

7) Pixie Lott - Turn It Up (turn it down)

8) Will Young - The Hits (if i wanted a blank disc i would have gone to poundland)

9) Alexandra Burke - Overcome (“a concept album about ‘overcoming’ the fact that I WILL NEVER BE LEONA” -alexandra ‘i’m a’ burke)

10) Little Boots - Hands

R.I.P MAINSTREAM BRITISH POP MUSIC