Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish Kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch American TV shows on a Japanese TV. And Most of all being suspicious of anything foreign.
Oh and... Only in Britian can you get a Pizza to your home faster than a fucking ambulance. Only in Britian do banks lwave both doors open and chain the fucking pens to the counter. Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for pescriptions while healthy people get their fags at the front.
We Might Be British But Fuck We're Funny.