Drive-ByMSM Attempt to Humanize Jihadis
RUSH: Well, look at that. German stadium evacuated, soccer game canceled. Scratch up another terrorist victory. I don't know. I'm looking into that. ISIS has a magazine. We learned ISIS has a magazine. They've also got customer service for jihadis in the field. Need advice on hacking, bomb-making? Just gotta call the customer service number! It's manned 24/7. There aren't any ISIS holidays. I mean, every day is an ISIS holiday. They're celebrating some religious thing. Whether or not ISIS has paid family leave for the people that man the round-the-clock help center, we don't know.
Whether they have paid family leave for the magazine? I don't think they need it. Women are not allowed to work anyway. Women give birth, stay home. (interruption) Well, but no. You wouldn't need any family. The men are not supposed to... (interruption) The women give birth and then stay home and raise the kids 'til they become of terrorist age, and then the fathers take over. Why would you need paid family leave? Why would you need family leave for pets, 'cause the dog get sick, you shoot it. Get a new one. No dogs. No dogs.
No, we're satirizing here, folks. We're cracking jokes based on what we found in the news today about ISIS. They really do have a magazine. I don't know what their subscriber base is, but we read about it in the Drive-Bys. They've got a magazine. The point is the Drive-By Media is doing everything they can to humanize these people. These are some of the world's worst criminals, some of the world's worst depraved human beings, and American media is today trying to humanize them with a one-stop shop customer service line for jihadis.
Honest. I'm not making this up. You think...? (interruption) Don't laugh. I can't tell you not to laugh; it does sound funny. But they do have a 24-hour customer help line. It's a help desk. That's actually what it's called. They have a magazine. They have restaurant regulation. They are sanitary. They have free health care for ISIS members. We've learned all this today. We've learned that ISIS is... "At least we have to try to understand them. It's our fault. They are simply a reaction to American overreach throughout the world.
"We have plundered the world's resources and stolen for ourselves. We've taken from the poorest of the poor, and we brought it home here, and that's why we're a superpower, and those days are over. It's totally understandable why we would be hated, totally understandable why Western civilization would be the enemy in their eyes and they'd have to do something about it." This is what the US media -- not just US, the worldwide media -- is telling us today. I'm not making any of this up; it's out there.
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/paris-terror-attacks/isis-has-help-desk-terrorists-staffed-around-clock-n464391
RUSH: Well, look at that. German stadium evacuated, soccer game canceled. Scratch up another terrorist victory. I don't know. I'm looking into that. ISIS has a magazine. We learned ISIS has a magazine. They've also got customer service for jihadis in the field. Need advice on hacking, bomb-making? Just gotta call the customer service number! It's manned 24/7. There aren't any ISIS holidays. I mean, every day is an ISIS holiday. They're celebrating some religious thing. Whether or not ISIS has paid family leave for the people that man the round-the-clock help center, we don't know.
Whether they have paid family leave for the magazine? I don't think they need it. Women are not allowed to work anyway. Women give birth, stay home. (interruption) Well, but no. You wouldn't need any family. The men are not supposed to... (interruption) The women give birth and then stay home and raise the kids 'til they become of terrorist age, and then the fathers take over. Why would you need paid family leave? Why would you need family leave for pets, 'cause the dog get sick, you shoot it. Get a new one. No dogs. No dogs.
No, we're satirizing here, folks. We're cracking jokes based on what we found in the news today about ISIS. They really do have a magazine. I don't know what their subscriber base is, but we read about it in the Drive-Bys. They've got a magazine. The point is the Drive-By Media is doing everything they can to humanize these people. These are some of the world's worst criminals, some of the world's worst depraved human beings, and American media is today trying to humanize them with a one-stop shop customer service line for jihadis.
Honest. I'm not making this up. You think...? (interruption) Don't laugh. I can't tell you not to laugh; it does sound funny. But they do have a 24-hour customer help line. It's a help desk. That's actually what it's called. They have a magazine. They have restaurant regulation. They are sanitary. They have free health care for ISIS members. We've learned all this today. We've learned that ISIS is... "At least we have to try to understand them. It's our fault. They are simply a reaction to American overreach throughout the world.
"We have plundered the world's resources and stolen for ourselves. We've taken from the poorest of the poor, and we brought it home here, and that's why we're a superpower, and those days are over. It's totally understandable why we would be hated, totally understandable why Western civilization would be the enemy in their eyes and they'd have to do something about it." This is what the US media -- not just US, the worldwide media -- is telling us today. I'm not making any of this up; it's out there.
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/paris-terror-attacks/isis-has-help-desk-terrorists-staffed-around-clock-n464391