Dumb criminals of the day

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/fart-spray-arrest-218934

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cheetos-battery-case-261783

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/stripper-busted-for-biting-patrons-crotch-352891

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/bail-bid-with-phony-currency-902761