HERE'S MY CARD!!
Dear Jacky Poo,
Happy Birthday! I thought I’d do something small for you since we’re friends and I’m also your big brother (kind of) sooo that’s my excuse. I don’t actually know if Joey remembered it was your birthday. It would be a miracle if he did, but we’ll see. I hope you like the snickerdoodles I made hahaha I baked them this morning so you could eat them when they were still warm, but I don’t actually know if they’re still warm. Also, if you don’t carry the balloon around with you for the entire day I’m disowning you and I might never speak to you again. And if anybody asks who gave it to you, just say your choir big brother. It’s not really a lie. And don’t tell Lexi I gave it to you because she’d probably say something rude and homophobic. Don’t tell your mom either. She’s kind of rude about that too, sorry. And I don’t know why you always think I’m mad at you but I’m not. If I’m ever giving you a funny look it’s cause I’m admiring your pretty face. Hahahahah jk (kind of). Anyway have a good day! I’ll see you later today and tonight at the singing thing.
P.S. Don’t show this card to Christy or Kele or anyone else. It’s just between you and me. Not for any particular reason, I’d just rather it be that way.
Sincerely,
Treasure