HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA: #Humor


> Scenario 1
> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees
> them and walks on.
> That's MUMBAI!
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>
> Scenario 2
> Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call
> their friends on
> their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
> You are definitely in PUNJAB!!!
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>
> Scenario 3
> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries
> to make peace.
> The first two get together and beat him
> up.
> That's DELHI!
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>
> Scenario 4
> Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
> A guy comes along and quietly opens a
> Chai-stall.
> That's AHMEDABAD!
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>
> Scenario 5
> Two guys are fighting and a third guy
> comes.
> He writes a software program to stop the
> fight.
> But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the
> program.
> That's BANGALORE!
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>
> Scenario 6
> Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
> A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA"
> doesn't like all this nonsense..
> Peace settles in...
> That's CHENNAI!
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>
> Scenario 7
> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a
> fourth
> and they start arguing about who's
> right.
> You are in KOLKATA!
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> Scenario 8
> Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house
> and says,
> "don't fight in front of my place, go sum where
> else and keep fighting".
> That's KERALA!
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> And the award goes to ......
>
> Scenario 9
> Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton
> of beer.
> All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and
> all go home as friends.
> You are in GOA!!!