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Hi, my name is Mustafa Mustafa aka @Lmao_oreos. Our world has seen a phenomenon so rare that it only occurs every millennium which is the amazing twitter. Twitter has heavily influenced my life and other teens in our world.
I now will state the reasons why twitter is “ the shit” for many of us young adults and modern pedophiles. My world like totally revolves around twitter, without it I wouldn’t know what to do with my life and would’ve killed my insecure self ages ago. Twitter is so important to me because of the following reasons. 1- Twitter is the best friend anybody could wish for and probably my only real friend. 2- When im down or like sad I tweet my feelings to twitter and it makes me feel special and fuels my ego.I have so many other reasons but, if I was to say more I would deeply fall in love with twitter.
My daily life is so interesting especially when “bitches” be twitter beefing.* For all you stone age fags that still use the gay facebook that was like sooo 2011 , twitter beefing is the online version of catfighting , just without weaves and long fake nails being scattered on the floor after the fight. Like I love twitter so much the first thing I do in the morning is? Pray? Nope. Scratch my crotch(private place)? Nope. Eat chicken? Nope!! Go on twitter and tweet meaningless tweets like “ Omg I woke up 2 min early for school FML!!” and check all the other tweeterlly things on twitter. Like even when I have an exam I tweet “ I have an exam I should go study” but im on twitter the whole day. How amazing is that! I know I know im too badass but what imma supposed to do.
Most importantly I would like to dearly thank my beautiful followers that I probably never met or heard of but, then again that’s the magic of twitter being something your not and nobody questioning you. So here are the names of the people who stood by my side ,re tweeted ,favorited my tweets and hella gassed up my ugly self into thinking I was actually decent looking. Here are my TBFF’s ( Twitter Best Friends For Life). @zenaa_ ,@DatOVOandXO btw mashallah rocking that jilabiya I see, @TheRealYosif, @mjaayy_, @yupthatzme_Alla, @ovodani and @NenooTorres. The people that I have just stated are the most important people in my life even though we’ve had no physical interaction before. You where the people that lit the spark in my heart to continue living when I had nothing to live for and empowered me to tweet the best tweets that I could. I’m so lucky to be followed by you guys because I can go brag to people about how much followers I have which places me in a higher social class then them. So Thank you with all my twitterly emotion( emotions of a master tweeter).
At the moment I have 7 followers and my goal is, which is 1 in a million is to get more followers then I have fingers, ameen ya rab.Also please make dua’h for me that allah(God) blesses me with 10 followers soon for you brother because in the end we are twittersonzies (family) . Thank You twitter blue bird for sharing with us your mystically powering network twitter. Because of my life changing experiences that I have went through I am going to get a twitter tattoo on my forehead. I hope all of you guys will go through this life transformation via twitter. SIKE!!
I now will state the reasons why twitter is “ the shit” for many of us young adults and modern pedophiles. My world like totally revolves around twitter, without it I wouldn’t know what to do with my life and would’ve killed my insecure self ages ago. Twitter is so important to me because of the following reasons. 1- Twitter is the best friend anybody could wish for and probably my only real friend. 2- When im down or like sad I tweet my feelings to twitter and it makes me feel special and fuels my ego.I have so many other reasons but, if I was to say more I would deeply fall in love with twitter.
My daily life is so interesting especially when “bitches” be twitter beefing.* For all you stone age fags that still use the gay facebook that was like sooo 2011 , twitter beefing is the online version of catfighting , just without weaves and long fake nails being scattered on the floor after the fight. Like I love twitter so much the first thing I do in the morning is? Pray? Nope. Scratch my crotch(private place)? Nope. Eat chicken? Nope!! Go on twitter and tweet meaningless tweets like “ Omg I woke up 2 min early for school FML!!” and check all the other tweeterlly things on twitter. Like even when I have an exam I tweet “ I have an exam I should go study” but im on twitter the whole day. How amazing is that! I know I know im too badass but what imma supposed to do.
Most importantly I would like to dearly thank my beautiful followers that I probably never met or heard of but, then again that’s the magic of twitter being something your not and nobody questioning you. So here are the names of the people who stood by my side ,re tweeted ,favorited my tweets and hella gassed up my ugly self into thinking I was actually decent looking. Here are my TBFF’s ( Twitter Best Friends For Life). @zenaa_ ,@DatOVOandXO btw mashallah rocking that jilabiya I see, @TheRealYosif, @mjaayy_, @yupthatzme_Alla, @ovodani and @NenooTorres. The people that I have just stated are the most important people in my life even though we’ve had no physical interaction before. You where the people that lit the spark in my heart to continue living when I had nothing to live for and empowered me to tweet the best tweets that I could. I’m so lucky to be followed by you guys because I can go brag to people about how much followers I have which places me in a higher social class then them. So Thank you with all my twitterly emotion( emotions of a master tweeter).
At the moment I have 7 followers and my goal is, which is 1 in a million is to get more followers then I have fingers, ameen ya rab.Also please make dua’h for me that allah(God) blesses me with 10 followers soon for you brother because in the end we are twittersonzies (family) . Thank You twitter blue bird for sharing with us your mystically powering network twitter. Because of my life changing experiences that I have went through I am going to get a twitter tattoo on my forehead. I hope all of you guys will go through this life transformation via twitter. SIKE!!