#Humor Speeding :
Ramankutty Nair, a middle aged
Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas
bought a brand new convertible
Porsche.

He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying
the wind blowing through his
(thinning) hair.

"This is great," he thought and
accelerated to an even higher speed.
But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Ford
Crown Victoria Police Car behind
him, blue lights flashing.
"I can get away from him with no
problem" thought the man and he
floored it some more, and flew down
the road at over 210 mph to escape
being stopped.

Then he thought, what the hell am I
doing? "I'm too old for this kind
of thing" and pulled over to the
side of the road, and waited for the
Police car to catch up with him.

The Policeman pulled in behind the
Porsche and walked up on the driver's side.

"Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes
and today is Wednesday 22 November
a day before Thanksgiving "If you
can give me a good reason that I've
never heard before as to why you
were speeding, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran
off with an American Policeman and I thought you were bringing her
back."

The Policeman said, "Have a nice
day, sir"