I'm sure of two things right now: citrus vodka rocks & I freaking hate people who pretend to be something they're not. Just be your real self from the beginning so I can hate you from the start instead of thinking you're awesome & that you actually love the same things I do & that the things that are important to me are actually important to you. Just be real so I can tell the fucking poseurs from the real thing. Don't start out Blaine & turn Steff. Thank you & fuck you.