I've decided I no longer want to have 5 kids for the following reasons:
1) They're messy.
2) They fight too much.
3) They're too expensive.
4) They take up too much space in the car/require more cars.
And lastly & most importantly...
5) They finish all of the ice cream waaayy too quick.

So maybe 4 will be good. But please, none right now.