You have died of Dysentery. Your whole Party is dead. Thanks for playing.

In the beginning, there was life. But after 10,000 years, God thought, "boring," and created computers. He then created Oregon Trail, so that all can have a digital version of their own families traveling through the unknown frontier. But after thousands of snake bites and cases of incurable Typhoid, seeing their own digital Tombstones was, as they say, "boring," and people longed for something new. Luckily, their God is an accommodating God, because he created Blogs and MySpace, then Facebook, and Twitter. For the more intense users, he created SecondLife. But the people longed for a simpler time: a time where they could wander the frontier, but simultaneously they loved their BlackBerries in addition to the black berries and brown bears. So to meet them halfway, God created a new program: Eternal Space. Now we can have our Second Life, and our online gravesite. Who needs friends? Thanks God!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/05/18/death.online/index.html#cnnSTCText