“Look, I am seeing someone right now - who, by the way, is great, and yet there’s this other guy who I cannot get out of my head. He’s totally unavailable, which may be why I can’t get him out of my head, and maybe, and this is a whole new theory — I keep thinking of this other guy, the unavailable one, because I am so afraid that the first thing might actually work out and God forbid I ever do something that might actually make me happy.”
— Scrubs