Me: I've been looking forward to going away all week. One day in the mountains to recharge and shed some junky energy. This will be great!

Universe: Oh, hey! I need you to stick around and suffocate some more. I have things I needed you to do last week, but couldn't bother asking until today. You know how organized I am, right? If you could put a rush on all that, I'd really appreciate it. *Skips away and waves* Thaaaaaaanks!

Me: FML.