NASA Changes Astrological Signs
RUSH: "Your Astrological Sign Just Changed, Thanks to NASA -- For the first time in 3,000 years, [NASA has] decided to update the astrological signs. This means that the majority of us are about to experience a total identity crisis. "Apparently, these changes are due to the fact that the constellations are not in the same position in the sky that they once were, and the star signs are about a month off now, as a result. To further confuse things, there is now a new, 13th sign, called Ophiuchus, which those born between November 29 and December 17..." A lot of those used to be Sagittarius, but no more. The new sign, the new 13th sign is Ophiuchus. It's O-P-H-I-U-C-H-U-S.
Ophiuchus, rhymes with mucus. Capricorn... See, I am January 12th, so all my life I've been a Capricorn, but I'm not anymore. Capricorn's now January 20th to February 16th. So that makes me a Sagittarius. Which is a problem because Capricorns and Sagittarians are not supposed to get along with each other, which means I am not going to get along with myself now. I'm just saying. I'm not making this up! There are two different stories on this out there now and it's all because of NASA. By the way, NASA, on this astrological sign business? In this story NASA assured everybody that astrology is not real science and not to be concerned about this. But of course, climate change is. Yes, this is the consensus out there!
https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/astrological-sign-just-changed-thanks-211504603.html
RUSH: "Your Astrological Sign Just Changed, Thanks to NASA -- For the first time in 3,000 years, [NASA has] decided to update the astrological signs. This means that the majority of us are about to experience a total identity crisis. "Apparently, these changes are due to the fact that the constellations are not in the same position in the sky that they once were, and the star signs are about a month off now, as a result. To further confuse things, there is now a new, 13th sign, called Ophiuchus, which those born between November 29 and December 17..." A lot of those used to be Sagittarius, but no more. The new sign, the new 13th sign is Ophiuchus. It's O-P-H-I-U-C-H-U-S.
Ophiuchus, rhymes with mucus. Capricorn... See, I am January 12th, so all my life I've been a Capricorn, but I'm not anymore. Capricorn's now January 20th to February 16th. So that makes me a Sagittarius. Which is a problem because Capricorns and Sagittarians are not supposed to get along with each other, which means I am not going to get along with myself now. I'm just saying. I'm not making this up! There are two different stories on this out there now and it's all because of NASA. By the way, NASA, on this astrological sign business? In this story NASA assured everybody that astrology is not real science and not to be concerned about this. But of course, climate change is. Yes, this is the consensus out there!
https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/astrological-sign-just-changed-thanks-211504603.html