Nobody Works

NOBODY WORKS!!!
To begin with, each year contains 365 days.

Now, nobody works 24 hours per day so we’ll subtract 8 hours of sleep per day, which adds up to up to 122 days we’re not working.

So, 365 days minus 122 days equals 243 days available to work.

Another 8 hours per day to eat, watch TV, relax with the kids, study, etc,, subtracts another 122 days from the 243 we have left from that sleeping. So now we’ve only got 121 days available to work.

There are 52 Sundays in each year, and for the sake of argument, we’ll say nobody works then either. So, 121 minus our 52 Sundays leaves 69 days for working.

Give us 52 Saturdays off and we’re left with only 17 available days.

But most of us get a week’s vacation, as well, so subtract that 7 days. That leaves only 10 days left to work.

Oh, I almost forgot: an hour for lunch, times 365 equals 9 days subtracted from the 10 days left, and that only leaves 1 day to work!

And, that day is Labor Day—when nobody works!