*On the way to the mall*

Jennifer: Quinn I know you. You wear hootchie clothes. Sneak out to go to to parties. Fuck guys. Do ecstasy. Wear make-up. Have tattoos and piercings. admit it, YOU'RE A REBELLION.

Quinn: Wtf?

Jennifer: I know because i was once a teenager. I used to wear sexy clothes get my belly button pierced and all guys would get at me.

Me thinking to myself: WOW!

(JENNIFER I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU)