RT@Pamalinsky
The other night I had a dream.

In it, Patrick Henry spoke to me. He said, and I quote, "What is the matter with you people? I never said "Give me death or give me death! I said, "Give me liberty or give me death! Whattaya think, I'm stupid? Your political correctness schtick has gone way too far. You need to wake up. I am so glad I'm dead now but, I will continue to haunt you. My buddies and I gave you a wonderful way to live, for the first time in human history. It's yours if you have the huevos to keep it.

I've been rolling around in my grave for quite some time now and I may give up haunting you. You're not worth it."

Your pal,
Patrick