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"Reasons it's Great to Be a Guy"
Phone conversations are over in 30 secounds - A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase - Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter - You can open your own fuckin jars - Old friends don't give you shit if you gain a little weight - A beergut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex - You don't have to lug around a bag of useless shit - The garage is all yours - You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes - And finally, you can have sex when ever you want, even if you're by yourself!
Phone conversations are over in 30 secounds - A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase - Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter - You can open your own fuckin jars - Old friends don't give you shit if you gain a little weight - A beergut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex - You don't have to lug around a bag of useless shit - The garage is all yours - You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes - And finally, you can have sex when ever you want, even if you're by yourself!