SATIRE
JUST THE HEADLINES:
Birth in manger reveals looming crisis in housing, transportation
Salvation disproportionately benefits the rich, makes the poor even poorer
Baby Jesus had no medical insurance: another young family failed by the government
Uninsured parents forced to give birth in back alleys and mangers
Baby Jesus in state custody
Social workers declare Mary, Joseph unfit parents: time for the State to step in
Where's the baby's biological father?
Social Worker threatened with damnation for suggesting God might be the ultimate deadbeat parent: "I don't want to go to hell!"
Planned Parenthood's success story: Herod administration implements ultra-late-term, post birth (up to 2 yrs, or 8th trimester) abortion regimen
"Savior" born to a transient couple: more proof that anyone can become homeless
Undocumented shepherds: "We herd sheep Jews won't herd"
Immaculate Conception Syndrome: A troubling trend among low-income mothers. What should the government do about it?
Study finds 47% of all inner city women claimed Immaculate Conception at one time or another
State funds research to prevent new cases of ICS
"Savior's" birth triggers calls for more roman troops in Judea. The legions are stretched too thin.
Galilee orator Rux Limbo under fire for calling Bethlehem Census "a big government sham to get at more of your shekels"
Who Killed the Dead Sea? Environmental group points fingers
This issue was brought to you by collective effort from the following comrades:
Commissarka Pinkie, Laika the Space Dog, General Secretary, Mikhail T. Kalashnikov, Commissar Pupovich, Dr. W. S. Palimpsest.
Merry Winter Solstice to all Party members!
JUST THE HEADLINES:
Birth in manger reveals looming crisis in housing, transportation
Salvation disproportionately benefits the rich, makes the poor even poorer
Baby Jesus had no medical insurance: another young family failed by the government
Uninsured parents forced to give birth in back alleys and mangers
Baby Jesus in state custody
Social workers declare Mary, Joseph unfit parents: time for the State to step in
Where's the baby's biological father?
Social Worker threatened with damnation for suggesting God might be the ultimate deadbeat parent: "I don't want to go to hell!"
Planned Parenthood's success story: Herod administration implements ultra-late-term, post birth (up to 2 yrs, or 8th trimester) abortion regimen
"Savior" born to a transient couple: more proof that anyone can become homeless
Undocumented shepherds: "We herd sheep Jews won't herd"
Immaculate Conception Syndrome: A troubling trend among low-income mothers. What should the government do about it?
Study finds 47% of all inner city women claimed Immaculate Conception at one time or another
State funds research to prevent new cases of ICS
"Savior's" birth triggers calls for more roman troops in Judea. The legions are stretched too thin.
Galilee orator Rux Limbo under fire for calling Bethlehem Census "a big government sham to get at more of your shekels"
Who Killed the Dead Sea? Environmental group points fingers
This issue was brought to you by collective effort from the following comrades:
Commissarka Pinkie, Laika the Space Dog, General Secretary, Mikhail T. Kalashnikov, Commissar Pupovich, Dr. W. S. Palimpsest.
Merry Winter Solstice to all Party members!