This Is The Greatest Conversation... Please Read It :)

Stranger: hello
You: im a banana
Stranger: I'm a lion
You: oh no! well good things lions dont like bananas, so you wont eat me!
Stranger: your knowledge is correct :)
You: yeah!!! im a happy little banana
Stranger: lucky you're not a zebra, otherwise I'd be chasing you right now
You: well my parents are zebras.
Stranger: I'd tell them to run if I were you...
Stranger: wait a minute, something doesn't add up...
Stranger: do bananas have hands?
You: hmmmmm
You: i'm actually typing with the stem part of my head
You: its sort of a slamming motion
Stranger: oh, that makes sense
Stranger: it doesn't hurt, does it?
Stranger: RAWR!!!!!!!!
You: well im starting to get a bump, but i should be fine
You: ekkk dont scare me like that
You: !!!!!
Stranger: I'm sorry, I had to scare away another lion
Stranger: I won't do it again, I promise
You: thank you
You: im a sensitive banana
Stranger: you're a very polite banana too
Stranger: your zebra parents must have brought you up well
You: my parents taught me well
Stranger: :)
You: are your parents turkeys?
Stranger: well, that's just absurd!
Stranger: I was born straight out of Lady Gaga
You: ekkk so that means i'm you mom?
Stranger: you know when everyone thought she had a dick?
Stranger: that was actually my tall, just poking out of her love-pocket
Stranger: yeah, she's my mum
You: well you are one lucky lion
Stranger: you'd think so
Stranger: but, she's always away from home
Stranger: and I live all the way over in Tanzania
Stranger: it's hard
You: wow you have a terrible life
Stranger: I know...
You: but atleast people arent always trying to use you inapropraitly
Stranger: wow, yeah...
Stranger: what's that like?
You: its what gives me nightmares
Stranger: oh, I'm so sorry to hear that
Stranger: if only you were a boy banana, you would love that stuff...
You: yeah my brother, after he's done always brags
Stranger: :(
Stranger: give me his name, I'll bite him
You: his name is zuccini
Stranger: I'll write that down
Stranger: you sure you want me to bite him?
Stranger: once it's been done, I can't un-bite him...
You: yeah i kind of hate him anyways, my mom likes him the best
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: I'll be doing you a favour then
You: yes you would, and i really appriciate it
Stranger: I always aim to help people out
Stranger: could you do me a favour in return?
You: depends on the favor, i'm only one banana
Stranger: don't be so pessimistic, one banana can change the world
Stranger: but no, next time you go shopping, could you get me some steak?
You: i think i could do that :)
Stranger: thank you very much
Stranger: I'll get on to eating your brother
You: YEAH!
Stranger: and I'll come pick it up soon, sound good?
You: yes :)
Stranger: just so you know, I drive a Ford Focus
Stranger: leopard print
Stranger: lion print looks pretty boring
You: yeah just a little, light brown tan?
Stranger: exactly...
You: when you come, just look for the mustang with zebra print, you cant miss it
Stranger: I might get real hungry when I see it
Stranger: just throw something at me, I go into a frenzy quickly
Stranger: being a lion and all
You: well we dont want that
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I mean, I wanna bite your brother but I def don't want to bite you
You: :)
You: if you do i might cry :'(
Stranger: I know...
Stranger: I really don't want to make you cry...
Stranger: I want you to love me
Stranger: is there room in this world for a lion and a banana?
You: well people may make fun of us, but who cares. I think so :)
Stranger: exactly, who cares?
Stranger: if it's what we want, then it doesn't matter
Stranger: I can just roar at them :)
You: my hero :)
Stranger: you'll make me blush...
Stranger: but you won't be able to see because of my fur :)
You: awww darn it
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so, quick question
You: shoot
Stranger: how long are we going to carry this amazing story on?
Stranger: because, don't get me wrong, it's the high point of my night
Stranger: but shit, I don't want you to think I'm a lion!
You: well its kind of the highlight of my night too :) and i dont want to be a banana forever sooo....
Stranger: :)
Stranger: your night, does that mean your English like myself?
You: well i guess evening for me.
Stranger: haha, fair enough :)
You: well im really sorry, but my mom needs me to go do some banana stuff....
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: it was fun
You: this has been a excellent conversation, thanks for playing along :)
Stranger: my inner lion says fairwell :)
Stranger: and the same to you
You: :) goodbye
Stranger: bye