What not to wear when getting arrested

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michael-emrick-arrested-wearing-really-good-at-making-really-bad-decisions-t-shirt_us_56abbd5fe4b0010e80e9fc76

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1326388/Man-dressed-breathalyser-arrested-drunk-driving.html

http://metro.co.uk/2009/10/28/worst-disguise-ever-burglars-cover-faces-with-permanent-marker-503123/