Worst excuses given to police

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/suspect-denies-owning-cocaine-his-butt

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/34dcku/cop_pulls_over_indian_guy_who_has_meth_a_pipe_a/

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/crack-pipe-storage-claim-534721