YUPPIES ARE OBSESSIVE CONTROL FREAKS AND I THANK GOD I NEVER HAD TO WORK FOR ANY OR GUARD ANY!
Starbucks releases new dress code urging staff to 'open closets and have fun' (but only while sticking to its meticulous rules about colors, skirt lengths and SOCK PATTERNS)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3712885/Starbucks-releases-new-dress-code-urging-staff-open-closets-fun-sticking-meticulous-rules-colors-skirt-lengths-SOCK-PATTERNS.html