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by TheaGood
on 18/12/15
You'll Never Guess What Allah Gives Female Jihadis
http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/15/women-suicide-bombers-on-the-rise-dont-have-much-use-for-72-virgins-heres-what-they-get-instead/

RUSH: I finally have an answer to a question that I was asked on this program maybe three weeks ago or a month ago, and I didn't know the answer at the time, and we were left here to engage in wild guesses. But I now have the answer, and it's right here from The Daily Caller. Male suicide bombers, jihadists in Islam, are promised after martyrdom that they get 72 virgins or 72, whatever it is. Virgins.

And when the San Bernardino Two what happened, we had a couple calls, "What do female jihadists get? And we didn't know. Okay, here you go. You know what? I'm gonna take a break here, and if any of you... It is Christmastime. The schools may be out in some places. If you think that you wouldn't want either yourself or your family to hear discussions of genitalia and capabilities, then you might want to tune out. I'll clue you as to when to do that and when to come back.

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Anyway, okay. I’m gonna count down from five. If you're still listening and what you hear offends you, it's on you, not me. You've been warned. Five ... four ... three ... two ... one. "'The Prophet Mohammed said the dwellers of paradise have clothing that never wears out, youth that never wanes, and a penis that never bends.' That is what a female jihadist gets." And this is from The Daily Caller quoting Sheikh Mashhoor bin Hasan Al-Salman. "The dwellers of paradise have clothing that never wears out, youth that never wanes, and a penis that never bends," instead of 73 virgins.

So that's how it works.

I'm just telling you here what it says.

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RUSH: You know, somebody could really save a lot of lives here. You just tell these female jihadists, "You got a penis that doesn't bend with Viagra." I mean, if it's that bad, give the guy Viagra, or else go out and buy... Planned Parenthood I'm sure could help you out here with a... Oh, I don't know. Dildo. I mean, you don't have to blow yourself up to get that.