@crueloco Okay I wish I could find the actual song, but you know how Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" goes, so sing it to that tune:

Italian Ice, Baby

Out on Revere Beach, sittin on da wall
staring at da bitches n' drinkin PBR talls
I got a free hand so I scratch my balls
(go Guido go Guido go Gudio-chanting in the background)

Hotels, motels Donnie (reference to NKOTB Donnie Walbergh) burned them down
da cops got wise so he had ta leave town
I just groove ta my Italian Ice Sound
Ice, Ice baby. Italian Ice Ice Baby
(go Guido gp Guido go Guido)

yo, paesan..keep your bleepin hands off my Iroc!