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- Niall #imagine part 34
Niall saw me look at him from the stage. Why was he here?
Simon: What's your name?
You: [y/n].
Demi: Hey I know you. You're Niall Horan's girlfriend.
You: Was...
Simon: What will you be singing for us?
You: I will be singing Stronger by Kelly Clarkson.
Simon: Okay, whenever you're ready.
You: *singing* What doesn't kill can make you stronger stand a little taller, doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone. What doesn't kill you makes a fighter, footsteps even lighter doesn't mean I'm over cos you're gone. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger stronger just me myself an-
I saw Simon signal me to stop.
My stomach felt like it was going to explode. The audience was screaming, so I guess that's a good thing. I stood there looking at the judges.
Cheryl: I like you. You're voice is strong and beautiful. You're beautiful. I think you have that one think people will love, and I think you will go far in your singing career. I believe in you.
She said one thing. Great make me think of Niall more.
You: Thank you.
I cracked a smile.
Demi: You have potential, but I don't think you're quite ready yet. You're voice seemed just a little shakey. It was an excellent song choice considering you and Niall just broke up and I got that message, but maybe it was just too big of a song for you to accomplish.
She brought Niall up again. I bit my lip.
Simon: I disagree.
The audience screamed and cheered.
Simon: You DO have that potential and I like you. You'll be going far in this career I can tell. Exactly how did you and Niall brake up?
You: Urm, I don't wanna talk about it.
Simon: I understand. I'll be giving him a call later. I don't know why he would leave such a beautiful, talented girl like you.
You: Actually I broke up with him...
Britney: Simon she doesn't want to talk about this! I feel ya girl. I think you're amazing. You're talented, you're hot, you have a strong voice and all I'm going to say is, it's a yes for me!
Cheryl: It's a yes for me too.
Demi: Sorry, I don't think you're ready. It's a no for me.
The crowd booed.
Simon: It's a 100% yes for me.
I smiled ad started to cry tears of joy.
You: Oh my gosh thank you so much.
I wiped my eyes. And walked off stage waving at the cheering audience. I made it. Niall will be so proud! Wait, who cares. I ran up to Chad and he picked me up and hugged me followed by a huge kiss. I can't believe this is really happening.
Part 35 later :) Sorry it's a little short. :L
2,897 chars, ≈ 2 mins read - G'Day #Sixthguns! From now on there will be two moderators of this page, me (Shardell) and @GazettEHeaven! So this means you'll get double the #GazettE stuff! Yay!!!! -Shardell180 chars, < 1 min read
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@rebsoni First of all let me say that you are an amazing swimming and good luck with your future. Well i'm tweeting you to tell you that i want to become an Olympic swimmer. My problem is that i'v never been on a swim team before and i'm 15. i know most Olympians start while they are in childhood, so i'm here for your opinion: is age 15 too late to start training from the beginning? I'd really appreciate it if you could give me a response, thank you.458 chars, < 1 min read
- Follow @MessageToVenus---} the
Rock band originally from Puerto Rico. Search for their music on ITunes: http://iTunes.com/MessageToVenus Follow: @jandrenadal @xilefnhoj @edannyramos @juanma2v
http://messagetovenus.com378 chars, < 1 min read -
name the product w/these ingredients: coriander, pepper, cloves, star anis, allspice, nutmeg, cardamon, fennel, bitter orange, rose hips, quinine, licorice, tumeric, mace, saffron. (plus more!)
hint: i love this stuff but it makes some people koo-koo.259 chars, < 1 min read - So @FloydMayweather is getting out at 12:00 am in the morning instead of serving his full 90 days because of good behavior? But wasn't he sentenced because of his behavior in the first place? Isn't that some shit! The justice system is totally fucked up. It would only happen for celebrities. If he wasn't a celebrity, his ass would still be in jail serving the full 90 days and probably more. SMH I know u r happy @50cent. U probably smiling from ear 2 ear. It's probably going down at the Big Boy Mansion at 12:01 am.530 chars, < 1 min read
- Zayn #imagine part 26
I woke up on Zayn's lap under the warm covers of his bed.
Zayn: Morning beautiful. I love you
I smiled and rested my head on his lap.
You: I'm going to stay with you the rest if the summer. Right here.
Zayn: The doctor didn't say anything about leaving the house. Just concerts, but he's stupid to think i'll listen.
You: You should go to concerts.
Zayn: I will. Help me out of bed?
I helped Zayn out of bed and into his wheelchair and pushed him to the stairs.
You: Fuck. BOYS!
The boys came over and carried Zayn in his wheelchair down the stairs.
Zayn: Thanks
Niall: No problem Twinkie.
Sam: Come eat breakfast!
You: YES What did you make?
Sam: Cereal bitches! Could you grab some utensils?
You: Yep sure.
I went to the utensil draw and grabbed 6 spoons and 1 fork. Cos ya know, Liam is afraid of spoons. I handed them out.
Liam: How did you know I don't like spoons?
You: I'm a huge One Direction fan silly!
Louis: She regained her memory?
Niall: Quick what's my favorite thing in the world?
You: Oh that's easy, food.
Sam: HEY!
Niall: Love you?
You: I gained my memory back!
Louis: What's my brothers name?
You: You don't have one...
Louis: MEMORY SHE HAS!
Harry: What happened between us?
You: You're an ass.
It was quiet after that. Everyone silently ate their cereal.
Niall: Jelly babies.
Louis: I'm a sloth ya know?
Liam: I thought you were a penguin?
Louis: I just wanted to fit in with you penguin people, I'm sorry.
Zayn: What times the signing?
Harry: I don't know.
Sam: It's at 12:00.
Niall: This is why we need you in our life Sam.
Sam: I know.
Zayn: What are you girls going to do all day?
You: I wanna sleep.
Sam: Sounds good.
Liam: Then we should go get ready. Paul won't want us to be late.
The boys went to their rooms and got changed for the signing. When the came down I said bye to everyone except Harry. I still can't believe he lied to me. I gave Zayn a huge kiss and they left.
Sam: Soo whatcha wanna do today?
You: I said I was gonna sleep, so sleep is what I'm gonna do.
I walked over to the couch and plopped down resting my head on a pillow.
Part 27 later :')
2,700 chars, ≈ 1 mins read - Santoral AGOSTO 2
Ntra.Sra.de los ANGELES
ESTEBAN
RUTILO
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Felicidades a ellos y los cumpleañeros! @AngelesMontoya @MiguelFlores_1 @Delirio21 @angelalbert0 @Angel_Hidalgo_ @eeordogh233 chars, < 1 min read - Follow my twitter friend: Mike Figliuolo @Figliuolo
Founder of @thoughtLEADERS, LLC, author of @1PieceOfPaper, writes The thoughtLEADERS Blog, practitioner and trainer (leadership, strategy, communication, etc.)221 chars, < 1 min read -
I think passing the #RHBill, will surely distort the minds of our people, giving less value of life thru abortifacient pills that can be bought anywhere anytime, condoms will flood the streets thru U.N. DONATIONS, and this will start the downfall of morality.263 chars, < 1 min read
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I think passing of this #RHBill, will surely distort the minds of our people, giving less value of life thru abortifacient pills that can be bought anywhere anytime, condoms will flood the streets thru U.N. DONATIONS, and this will start the downfall of morality266 chars, < 1 min read
- Statement By Pakatan Rakyat On #Syria |
Pakatan Rakyat has found it necessary to address the continuing acts of inhumane violence against civilians at the hands of the Assad regime in Syria. In particular, the killing of 90 civilians, 32 of which were under the age of 10 on the 25th of May 2012; reports from Human Rights Watch (HRW) of heavy weapons (i.e. tank and artillery shells) being fired into dense residential districts and other population centres; and the chaotic, seemingly disorganized massacre of civilians in both rural and urban areas have led to the reported 15000 civilians killed and more than a million displaced to date.
Claims by the regime to evade blame and attribute atrocities to
terrorist organizations are obviously false – the responsible parties, as was reported by the HRW, were too well armed, too coherent, and too uniform in both appearance and conduct, to justify their labels as irregular terrorist forces. The mass violations of human rights in Syria are clearly perpetuated by the Syrian military acting on orders from the Assad regime.
As such, the lack of a response by Malaysia's Ministry of Foreign Affairs other than the recent evacuation of Malaysian students back to Malaysian shores is nothing less than shocking considering the ongoing massacre of civilians in Syria.
Pakatan believes that this ongoing silence is entirely untenable in the face of such violations. The Malaysian government cannot practice “selective persecution" - taking an active part in condemning Israeli led and state sponsored atrocities but staying silent in the face of Assad's brutality.
After 15 months of near-constant violence of escalating intensity, Pakatan demands that the following conditions be met in order to vindicate the gross violations of justice, humanity and democracy in Syria:
The Syrian military must stand down and halt their acts of violence against the civilian population; a new ceasefire should be established and diplomatic methods to resolve the matter resumed in a continuation of Kofi Annan’s peace plan for Syria; the Malaysian Ministry of Foreign Affairs must cease their show of revolting indifference and condemn the massacres of civilians in Syria; and the government should
further refer the situation in Syria to the International Criminal
Court (ICC) before discharging the Syrian ambassador and cutting all official diplomatic ties with Syria in protest, alongside the international community.
Pakatan stands by its position that inaction on the part of Malaysians and the Malaysian government is no longer a viable course of action. Inaction is a gross statement of political apathy and indifference toward the lives lost and the lives in danger to this day in Syria. Malaysia should embrace our Syrian brothers and sisters and support their call for freedom and democracy.
YB DR. DZULKEFLY AHMAD, MP FOR KUALA SELANGOR
Parti Islam SeMalaysia
YB NURUL IZZAH ANWAR, MP FOR LEMBAH PANTAI
Parti Keadilan Rakyat
YB LIEW CHIN TONG, MP FOR BUKIT BENDERA
Democratic Action Party3,162 chars, ≈ 2 mins read -
Sometimes it's better to be silent than to tell others what you feel, because it will only hurt you when you know they can hear you but they can't understand you.167 chars, < 1 min read
- Niall #imagine part 33
Trenton: Wake up [y/n]! Someone is here to see you.
You: Who's here?
Trenton: Chad.
You: Aw hell to the no.
Chad was my x boyfriend. He dumped me because he was going to some fancy school in another country. Why is he here? I got out of bed and went into the living room where Chad was on the couch. He got up when he saw me.
Chad: Even when you just wake up you look beautiful.
He hugged me and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
You: Why are you here Chad?
Chad: It's summer so I came down to see my favorite girl.
You: You broke up with me...
Chad: But I'm here now. Dinner tonight?
You: I'm trying out for X Factor tonight.
Chad: Can I come?
You: I guess...
Chad: Listen, I want to get back together.
You: I don't know Chad I just had a bad breakup.
Chad: He's a douchbag then. Give me one more chance [y/n]. Please.
You: Wanna go to lunch and talk?
Chad: Yea I would like that.
You: Just let me get ready.
I went to my room and put oh blue skinny jeans with a British flag shirt. I ironed my hair and put a headband in. I grabbed a black blouse and went into the living room.
You: Ready?
Chad: Yeah. You look, gorgeous.
You: Thanks.
We walked downstairs to his car. It was a Lamborghini.
You: Oh my gosh when did you afford this?!
Chad: It use to be my grandfathers, but he died.
You: Awh I'm sorry.
Chad: Don't be. He was an asshole.
I couldn't help but laugh. We got into the car and Chad drove us to Red Robin. We sat and chatted while eating our burgers. He was the same. Sweet, funny, kind and caring. A little like Niall. Niall... Is it bad I miss him? I miss waking up to him by my sides every morning, holding his hand walking down the street and getting I love you texts. No! Bad [y/n]! He cheated on you!
Chad: Hello? [y/n]?
You: Oh yeah sorry I dozed off. What did you say?
Chad: Will you be my girlfriend?
Niall. I still love Niall though! Ughh! Maybe I'll say yes to take my mins off of him. But that's so wrong...
You: Yes, I will.
Chad: Really?
You: Yep
Chad: YES!
He stood up and put his hands up in the air. I laughed. We paid and headed home. I went on twitter and tweeted '#InARelationship I love you baby xx'
*Niall's part of speech*
I started to cry. She's in a relationship? But, I love her and she loves me. I'm getting on the next flight to [y/n]'s audition tonight.
*Your part of speech*
I put on skinny jeans, a nice top, and a pair of pumps. I put on some jewelry and curled my hair. A little touch of makeup and i'm good. Now I look presentable.
I arrived at the arena. There were thousands of people lined up to sing. I'm number 829. About 2 hours later, It was my turn.
Chad: Good luck babe.
He gave me a kiss on the lips. The camera got it. I walked onto stage. My stomachs was full of butterflies. That's a lot of people. I searched the crowd and saw Niall.
Part 34 later :) x
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It's hard and tiring to understand things in life...
Even though how much you need to...
Even though how much you want to...
It's just...
You just really get tired of it...
You just really have to find ways on how you could overcome of that "tiredness"...
of that "hardship"...
What more if you couldn't understand yourself?
One of the hardest and tiring things is to...
understand yourself...
It begins to be the hardest and tiring when you don't know how to explain yourself when you really wanted to...
when you don't know what words could ever explain what you feel...
Things can get complicated...
The more you think about things...
The more you don't know what to do...
The longer you try to cope with it...
THE MORE THINGS GETS COMPLICATED...
The more EVERYTHING gets COMPLICATED... ._.
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1,483 chars, < 1 min read- তোমায় নিয়ে কবিতা লেখা যায় না
দেখা যায় না শেষ রাতের স্বপ্ন
শরতের ভোরে ফোটা শিউলি ফুল দিয়ে প্রিয়জনের জন্য মালা গাঁথে অনেকেই
সেই সব মালার একটি তো তোমায় দেয়া যায় না
তোমায় নিয়ে দেয়া যায় না কোন জ্বালাময়ি ভাষণ, বক্তৃতা
রাখা যায় না ডায়েরীর ভেতর কোন লাল গোলাপের পাপড়ি
যে পথ বহু আগে ভুলেছে নীলকণ্ঠ পাখি
সে পথ পাড়ি দিতে তোমায় যে নেয়া যায় না
তবুও তোমায় স্বপ্নের সারথি করেছি আমি
জড়িয়েছি নিজের সাথে তোমাকে
কিন্তু? হারিয়ে গেছে সূর্য আমার আকাশ থেকে
চন্দ্র নিয়েছে বিদায়
শুধু কালের দংশনে বিবর্ণ ভগ্ন কোন পুরাকীর্তির মতো
রয়ে গেছ তুমি
আর কত কাল, কত মুহূর্ত, কত প্রহর নিরব যন্ত্রণা দেবে তুমি আমায়
বলতে পারো?
আমি যে মানুষ, খড়ের পুতুল তো নই!
যাকে ঝলসে দেয়া যায় নিজের ইচ্ছেমত
আগুনের আঁচ লাগতেই যে জ্বলে উঠে দাউ দাউ করে
আমিও জ্বলেছি, জ্বালিয়েছ তুমি আমার বুকের ভেতরটাকে
আমার বুকে বারুদ ছিল না, তবুও জলেছে আগুন
দাবানলের মতো ছড়িয়েছে সবখানে, পুড়িয়েছে সব সুখ
নাহ! আর নয়, আর নয় এভাবে বেঁচে থাকা
বুক ভরে শ্বাস নিতে চাই আমি
দেখতে চাই খোলা আকাশের নীচে দাঁড়িয়ে মেঘের আনাগোনার খেলা
রাখাল ছেলে যেমন খেলা করে বৃষ্টির ফোঁটা হাতে নিয়ে
তেমনি করে খেলতে চাই আমিও
তুমি পাশে থাক, বা না থাক আমার আর কিছু এসে যায় না তাতে
জীবনের শুরুটা তো দিয়েছি তোমায়
শেষটা কেবল আমারই থাকবে
কোন অংশীদার থাকবে না জীবনের এই অংশে
কারও কথা ভেবে ব্যাকুল হব না আমি আর
দু চোখে জল আসবে না আর কারও জন্যে
কেউ জানবে না আমার এ কথা,
ইতিহাসের পাতায় ঠাই পাবে না এ কবিতা
শুধু তোমায় বলি, আমি যাচ্ছি তোমার কাছ থেকে অনেক দূরে
আমায় খুঁজবে না তুমি, জানি
তবুও, বলে যাই, বলে যেতে হয়
"বিদায়"
=========================1,627 chars, < 1 min read - I don't do every second text messages, I rarely get jealous, I can manage to let the day pass without calling you. My mood swings are terrible and I am an expert in the silent treatment department. Now,can you really handle me? I don't think so.
265 chars, < 1 min read - Preach! RT @JMonthemic: Fellas, if she has no books in her home but can recap VH-1's entire Monday night line up. That is a red flag, keep it moving. #SWOP159 chars, < 1 min read
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TENGO LÍMITE DE NUEVO.26 chars, < 1 min read
- las anclas me gustan mucho, aparte me recuerdan el mar, y el mar me recuerda a mi abuelo y mi abuelo es el hombre q mas amo en el mundo; y como lo amo esta en mi corazon, y como esta en mi corazon hace q mi corazon no pierda el piso #teextraño249 chars, < 1 min read
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