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Hi! My name is Jumbo and I'm a Hippo!
I help my friend Twitter carry bigger messages between users!
I enjoy delivering meaningful conversations and memorable discussions
I help my friend Twitter carry bigger messages between users!
I enjoy delivering meaningful conversations and memorable discussions
Dear users - the Service is down (May 2023)
Elon Musk bought Twitter and decided to drop free API access (supposedly to deal with bots)We are interrupting this service until as the charged amounts presently being asked do not make business sense
JumboTweet is a free service, and we believe that all the data powering Twitter that is user generated should be freely available to users.
This highlights the necessity to preserve free access across time user's access to their data.
Sometimes, bigger is better
- @murraygold Ready for the best joke ever? Two atoms walk into a bar and sit down. The first one says to the other one "I think I lost an electron". The other one says "Are you sure"? And to that, the first one responds "I'm positive". GET IT?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER ROFL286 chars, < 1 min read
- @murray gold Ready for this hilarious joke? Two atoms walk into a bar. One says to the other "I think I lost an electron". The other says "Are you sure". Then, the first one responds "I'm POSITIVE". HAAHHAHAHAHAHA GET IT?225 chars, < 1 min read
- @DanielBedingfld I was n this wide open space and saw a guy wearing a white shirt and jeans walking towards me but I can't see His face cuz the bright light was blocking ... he was getting closer as the song played softly (I recognizd the melody of the song but I don't know the title at that time) .. the guy stoppd in front of me then as I lookd up to identify His face ... Sadly my mom woke me up! but when i opend my eyes I heard the song again and it was coming from the radio so I listend to the song till it ended:) Finally I got the title "If Your Not The One" (= Since then I keep listening to it over and over until now and forever:)648 chars, < 1 min read
- Change your mind,change your life.J.Murphy
All the water in the ocean will not sink even a small boat if the water does'nt get inside the boat,likewise, all the problems,difficulties in the world cannot sink you,as long as you do not permit them to get inside you.
Remember,thought is prayer,when you worry,you are actually praying for what you don't want.The subconcious mind takes your fear as requests and proceeds to bring them them into your experience.
Psalm 55:22
Cast your burden upon the Lord and He will sustain thee.
Whatever you have lost or suffer has nothing to do with the way you decide to think about it
Don't place obstacles in your way by thinking negatively.
You are the artist,the designer and the architect of your life.Pray,work and execute your plan.
If you fail to plan,you plan to fail!
A special thanks to Julie Cox in Hackensack, NJ for this quote. Todd955 chars, < 1 min read - ¿En qué se parece el PP a la república? En que hay mucha gente que cree que cuando vuelvan nos vamos a volver todos más altos, más rubios, más ricos y más guapos.166 chars, < 1 min read
- !..Ulagam Urundai..!
Nee Athanai Sutri Vandhu Parkadhe..!
Sulatri Vittu Par..!
Ulagame Unnai Sutri Parkum......143 chars, < 1 min read - Best Love Msg:
Amaithiyaga irupathu avaluku
pidikum Enpatharkaga nanum Amaithiyaga
irunthen en kathalai kuda avalidam sollamal!!!147 chars, < 1 min read - In 1980, IDBI bank rejected Loan 4 Ambani.Now in 2008,
Mukesh Ambani was Planning 2 buy IDBI Bank.
Dis shows Nothing is ImPossible..
Now in 2009,
SBI rejected loan for me,
so in 2015,
i am planning to...
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apply for loan again!
bcoz this is government bank,we can't buy it..... ;-)363 chars, < 1 min read - WORLD'S BEST FRIEND MESSAGE:
I love you but i am not your lover.i hug you but i am not ur life patner . I care for you but i am not from your family. I am ready to share your pain but i am not in your blood relation. They are... Friends ! True friend scolds like a Dad ! Cares like a Mom ! Irritates like a Sister ! Teases like a Brother ! And finally loves you more than a lover. Send to all your special best friends who mean a lot to u.......457 chars, < 1 min read -
Let's be honest, okay.. I loved Darren bc of Glee & since I love him, I found out about his previous works like in the Team Starkid & they're completely & totally awesome they made my life worth living lol since I love Harry Potter & stuff ya know so maybe I can call myself a #StarGleek & I'm also a #Potterhead & yeah maybe I also belong in the #NotAloneCrew & my devotion severely belongs to Glee, TeamStarKid, Klaine, DarrenChris, CrissColfer and of course Darren Freaking Criss! Ha, I love him.. what else can I say?! He's supermegafoxyawesomehot! He is a perfect human being ruining lives cos I wonder if I could ever find some dude like him.. <3687 chars, < 1 min read
- Kannadasan kavithai :
"pengalai ninaipavargal
ellorum vaalkaiyil thorpathu
illai..!"
" Orae Pennai 'Mattume'
Ninaipavargal than thorkirargal....
DON'T TRUST GIRLS.....!208 chars, < 1 min read - DIWALI, Joke starts :-
Boy: Amma andha red colour vedi vedichaa nalla sound varuma?
Mom: Saniyane adhu Gas Cylinder...... :-O142 chars, < 1 min read - Lkg boy:machan, yaaru da thiruvalluvar?
Ukg boy:avar oru mimicry artist da
Lkg boy:yeppadida solra?
Ukg boy:avaruku 1330 kural theriyumanda......
:-D170 chars, < 1 min read - Sema Friendhip Kavithai:-- Karuvarayil sumantha en annai kuda kalanthu kolla mattal en iruthi oorvalathil, en nanban varuvan, kalanthu kolla alla, ennai sumanthu sella..... endrum unnudan...
..True friend......236 chars, < 1 min read - LOVE & LOVE ONLY..!
Avalukaaga Uyirai Vendumaanalum Viduvean
Aanaal,
Uyiruku Bayandhu Avalai Vida Maaten......
I'L NEVER MISS U.....176 chars, < 1 min read - You’ll still be mine, yea, you’ll still be mine tat my fucking name on you, when I go you’ll still be mine, yea you’ll still be mine, yea, I’ll still be yours.163 chars, < 1 min read
- PRICE QUICKIE!! This came from no where but Primadonnas must absolutely grab this latest album from FTIsland. MEMORIES IN FTISLAND will come to our webstore for only Php 690. ^_^ Order page now up! ^^204 chars, < 1 min read
- #AttitudeQuote--people who have High And Unnecessary attitude, deserves the Standing Ovation of my Tallest Finger!!!120 chars, < 1 min read
- #ThoughtsQuote--At the end of life, what really matters is not what we bought but what we built. Not what we got but what we shared..not our competence but our character.174 chars, < 1 min read
- #ThoughtsQuote--expectations hurt... always expect the unexpected... life is a surprise... live it... learn from it... never let yourself be fooled by the world..166 chars, < 1 min read
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