SmSINTamil's JumboTweets
- Naalaikku Ella Paper’layum main news enna theriyuma…?
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enna mulikureenge theriyeleya..?
Nalaikku than theriyum. Parthu solraen!!! - Son: Amma, ethir veatu anty peru enna...?
Mom: ‘Rani’ da...
Son: Dad-ku adhu kooda theriyala ma... “Darling”-nu koopuduraru...
Mom: ???? - Thathuwam of the day:
Minnala paartha kannu poyirum, paarkalena minnal poyirum...
. - Thathuwam of the day:
Ennadhan naay’kku naalu kaal irundhalum, adhanala kaal mela kaal pottu ukkara mudiyathu....
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theriyeleya.?
therinjikoongo..
Vaayila seruppu pottukenum..!! - Man 1: yen padichitu irukka pillaya pottu ippedi adikireenga?
Man 2: Chumma irunga sir, exam’ku kooda pogama ukkanthu padichikittu irukkan..... - F1: Machi ne love propose panniye ena da aachu ?
F2: athu nadakathu da
F1: yen da ?
F2: ava vera 2 pera love panra da
F1: unaku epdi da therium?
F2: Ava "i love you 2 nu sonna da..... - Wife: enanga sorgathla husband wife sernthu vazha've mudiyathamaa.....
Husband: athanale thandi athe sorgam nu solrathu.....
Wife: ???? - Uyirodu irupathai vida irantha pinbuthan madhippu koodum
For example: Uyirudan Kozhi kilo 450/- Uricha kozhi kilo 500/- Enna ulagamda idu???? - Mother FIRST
Lover NEXT
Motherna AMMA
Lover SUMMA
Ammana MUMMY
Lover DUMMY
Ammana PASAM
Lover VESAM
Ammana ANBU
Lover VAMBU
idha nee NAMBU...... - Bus Conductor: Thambi ulla than football vilaiyadra alavkku yedam irukke padiyila thonguriye unakku arivilla?
Student: yow! Naan Goal keeper ya..... - Wyf : Veale Seyumbodhu Idupa Kiladenga’nu ethana thadava Soluradhu? walekari : Nalla Sollungama. Nanum soli soli Aluththu Poayitthu
Wyf : !!! - Koli ean muttai pooduthu?
Theriyuma?
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Theriyalana therinju koonga.
eanna athukku 1,2,3... poode theiriyadhu paarunga..... - Mayilae Mayilae iregu podu na iragu podathu yen theriyuma...?
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ithe kuudewa theriyele?
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yena mayiluku tamil theriyadhea...... - Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Teacher: !!!!
(Rockng students) - Doctor: Madam, ur husband needs rest & peace so here r some sleping tablets,
Wife: when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are 4 u.!!! - Vadivel: Yennapa idly chilunu iruku?
Parthiban: Boardla enna potu iruku?
vadival: Aariya Bawan
Parthi: Apurum enna sudava irukkum!
Vadi: !!! - Pennai Kathalithaen...!
Nanbanai maranthen...!
Oru Naal Vibathu..!
Uyir Pogum Nilai..!
Kadhali Vandhal, Mutham Koduthal,
Nanban Vandhan Ratham koduthan.
That's friendship.
So plss don't miss your friends...... - Unnai ninaithu vaala innum oru jenmam vendum.....
Aanal unnai maranthu vaala iniyoru nodi kuda vendaam......
I'L NEVER MISS U MY DEAR - Nambikai ondru irunthal pothum..
Iruttil irunthalum kuda ethir veetu figarai sight adikkalam..."
so,
be confident.....! - Kathalan : namma mothiram mathikalama d ??
Kathali : venam
kathalan : yean d ??
Kathali : en mothiram 4gm .. Undhu 2g dhane....
kathalan : !!! - Seethanam
1970 - Colour TV
1980 - Bike
1990 - Veedu+5 lack money
2000 - Car+veedu+10 lack
2011 - Onneumae veanam ponnuku phone num , facebook account'um illena pothum pa..... - Sir : Yeanda naan varum pothu mattum kannadi podura....?
Student : Thalavali varum pothu mattum doctor kannadi poda sonnar athu than.....
Teacher: ??? - Principal: Namma college Vilambarathuku... Oru Nalla Punch Dilouge Sollunga??
Lecturer: "single"aa Vanga,, "double"aa Poonga".....
Principal: !!!! - Kaadhal enbathu Aayaa sutta vada mathiri, kaakka thookittu pooyidum...
Natpu enbathu Aayaa maathiri, Evenumea thookke mattaan..... ;-) - Oru Kanjan Vedu Erinju Pochu
POLICE: Dai, Vedu Eriyara Varaikum yenna Pannina?
KANJAN: Fire Service'ku Mised cal Koduthutu Irunthen.
POL: ???? - Vittu Koduppadhu Mattum Natpalla...
Exam-mil Bittu Koduppadhudhan Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
(By- examukku padikkathoor sangem) - Gandhi'ji saagurathudu munnadi eppadi irunthaarnu theriuma.....?
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Theralena therunjunkonga...
Uyirodu thaan irunthaar....! hehehe :-D - Frnd 1: Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru..
Frnd 2: Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen...... - Man1: 1500/= ku ende daughter kalyanatha mudichuten.
Man2 : eppadi??
Man1 : 1500 ku oru 4n vangi koduthen.. kathalichu kalyanam pannikitta....... - Brush Pannadhe Pallum,
SMS Anuppaadha Cellum Nalla
irundhadha Sarithiramae illa.
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Sari, SMS dhaan anuppela, Pallayavadhu velukkunga...... ;-) - @saravanan_red @Thambi @aravind_selvaa "Enadhan Vijay'ku 2 pulla porandhalum adhula mudhal pullaiya.... "THALA" pulla'nu than solvanga.....!
- Enga Parthalum
lovers...Ennai than
Love panna
Yarum Illai
Endru Veedu
Thirumbinen...
Kathirundhal
Enakaga Sapidamal En
"AMMA"
Just Feel
her Love..... <3 - *12th failaana Vettaikaran anushka madiri figure set aagum.
*10th failana Padikadhavan Thamana Madhri Oru figure Set Aagum,
*Arrear Vecha baskaran nayanthara Madhri Oru Ponnu Set aagum.
But
*Nalla Padicha..
Kaadhal Konden Dhanush Nilamai dhaan,
So, Paathu padinga Frndz..... - Super Love story:
Lkg girl;->: purinjiko,
love lam vendam.
Lkg boy;-(:yen, ethukaga ipdi panra,
unakaga nan ethalamo ilanthuruken.
Girl;->:nan onnum panna mudiyathu!
Boy;-(:appo en slate vangi eluthuniyea,
athu love kidaiyatha?
En rubber vangi erase panniye athu love kidaiyatha?
Etthanai nal en water bottle la irunthu thanni kudichirukka athulam ennathu?
Yematthitta, neyum mattha ponnunga mathiri thana?
Girl;->:enakku unna pidikum, but athu love illa, purinjiko!
Boy;-(: thearium di ungala pathi!
Machi oru horliks sollu...
Be careful guys.....! B-) - Nesikum Ethuvum Unnai vittu Vilakinal vittu vidu...
Un Nesippu Nijamanal kandipaga Athu Unnai Thedivarum!
So don't feel
for anything...... - <+Just feel+>
Kai alavu thaan idhayam...
Aanal, Athil aayiram kaayangal ...
Athanaal than valiyaal Thudikkirtho ennavo...! - TEACHER: Why did u sleep in the exam hall?
STUD: Enga appa examla answer therialana mulichittu irukadheannu sonnar.,! Athan thoongitten..... - Nee thedum pothu !
Un arugil naan illai...! Aanal, nee ninaikum pothu
Un manasellam
Naan iruppen..!
Un anbu nijam
Yendral.....! - Imagine..
U & Me join in NASA..
After 1month
The Americans wil hav 2 change the name frm NASA to..
"NASAmapochu"!
bCoz Namma Talent Apdi..... - Rat : How old are you?
Elephant : 15 years.
Rat : But you look big.
Elephant : I am a COMPLAN BOY !
Rat : Oh o...
Elephant : How old are you?
Rat : I am 30 years Elephant : But you look small. Rat : I use PONDS AGE MIRACLE. Elephant : ?????! - Kavidhai : "Nee En Marbil Saainthu Urangi Kondirukirai Oru Pakkam Santhosam Oru Pakkam Vaethanai
En Ithaya Thudipu Unnai Ezhupi Vidumo Endru...... - !..Ulagam Urundai..!
Nee Athanai Sutri Vandhu Parkadhe..!
Sulatri Vittu Par..!
Ulagame Unnai Sutri Parkum...... - Best Love Msg:
Amaithiyaga irupathu avaluku
pidikum Enpatharkaga nanum Amaithiyaga
irunthen en kathalai kuda avalidam sollamal!!! - In 1980, IDBI bank rejected Loan 4 Ambani.Now in 2008,
Mukesh Ambani was Planning 2 buy IDBI Bank.
Dis shows Nothing is ImPossible..
Now in 2009,
SBI rejected loan for me,
so in 2015,
i am planning to...
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apply for loan again!
bcoz this is government bank,we can't buy it..... ;-) - WORLD'S BEST FRIEND MESSAGE:
I love you but i am not your lover.i hug you but i am not ur life patner . I care for you but i am not from your family. I am ready to share your pain but i am not in your blood relation. They are... Friends ! True friend scolds like a Dad ! Cares like a Mom ! Irritates like a Sister ! Teases like a Brother ! And finally loves you more than a lover. Send to all your special best friends who mean a lot to u....... - Kannadasan kavithai :
"pengalai ninaipavargal
ellorum vaalkaiyil thorpathu
illai..!"
" Orae Pennai 'Mattume'
Ninaipavargal than thorkirargal....
DON'T TRUST GIRLS.....! - DIWALI, Joke starts :-
Boy: Amma andha red colour vedi vedichaa nalla sound varuma?
Mom: Saniyane adhu Gas Cylinder...... :-O - Lkg boy:machan, yaaru da thiruvalluvar?
Ukg boy:avar oru mimicry artist da
Lkg boy:yeppadida solra?
Ukg boy:avaruku 1330 kural theriyumanda......
:-D - Sema Friendhip Kavithai:-- Karuvarayil sumantha en annai kuda kalanthu kolla mattal en iruthi oorvalathil, en nanban varuvan, kalanthu kolla alla, ennai sumanthu sella..... endrum unnudan...
..True friend...... - LOVE & LOVE ONLY..!
Avalukaaga Uyirai Vendumaanalum Viduvean
Aanaal,
Uyiruku Bayandhu Avalai Vida Maaten......
I'L NEVER MISS U..... - Love'kum,
7:29 kum
Oru Ottrumai Irukku.
Ennanu Theriyuma..?
Indha Rendukum apparam Thaan 7:30 Start Aagum..!
S0 BE CAREFUL...... - Man1:
Ungala Edhuku Ellarum Adichanga?
Man2:
aTea Kadiyil Milk Order Panni,
Milka Table Mela Vachi Irunthen,
Appa oru Ponnodoa Thavani Milk mela Vilunthuchu.
Athuku naan sonnen, "Thavani'ya konjam Edunga Paal kudikanum'nu" sonnen
ithu thappa...?
Jala bula junggg....." - மூச்சு நின்றால்
மட்டும் மரணம் அல்ல
சில அன்பான
இதயங்களின்
பேச்சு நின்றாலும் கூட
மரணம் தான்.
சொல்ல போனால் அது
தான்
" உண்மையான
மரணம் "...... - "Vaalkaiyil sandhosam vendumendral unnai nesi...
Aanal, santhosamae valkaiyaga vendumenral unnai virumbum oruvarai mattum unmaiyaga Nesi......
DON'T MISS UR LOVED ONES.....! - A scientist cannot b a president.......
But kalam did it......
A conductor can't b a superstar......
But Rajini did it......
A Kurangu Can't operate phone.......
But machaan ne Kalakita po.....!
;-) - Snd dis 2 al. n c wat dey want frm u
1-Konjam adhigama pesu
2-Ena innum adhigama love pannu
3-Romantic'a pesu
4-I love U sollu
5-Free'ah iru
6-Romba suthadhe
7-En kitta neraiya pesu
8-Character'a mathiko
9-Enaku importance kuda
10-Eppavum idhe pola iru
Reply me......? - Important Birthdays:
>Asin-26.10.1985
>Trisha-4.5.1983
>Kajal Agarwal-
19.6.1985
>NayanTara-
18.11.1984
>Shreya-11.9.1982
>Tapsee-1.8.1988
>Hanshika
Motwani-9.8.1991
>'Ko'Karthika-
27.6.1992
>Amala paul(Myna)-
26.10.1991
>Amy jackson-
31.1.1992
>Anushka-7.11.1981
>Genelia-5.8.1987
>Tamannah-
21.12.1989
>Ileana-19.8.1987
>Priyamani-
4.6.1984
>'Kuthu'Divya-
29.11.1982
>Sameera reddy-
14.12.1982
>Deepika padukone-5.1.1986
Moral:
'General Knowledge' romba romba
mukkiyam......
Namba 'GK' eppudi.....? - Teacher: Oru nalla Kudimaganukku enna thevai?
Student: Oldmonk, Kings, Pepsi, Cup, Water Pocket, Mukkiyama 0ooorugaa..
have a kick nite.....;-) - Teacher:yen home work panla
Lkg boy:crnt ila
techr:candle yethi eluthalamla
boy:matchbox
saamiroom'la irundchu
Tcr:en atha edukala
boy:nan kulikala
athan saami room kula pogala
Tcr:yen kulikkala
boy:Tanni illa
Tcr:yen tanni illa
boy:motor odala
Tcr:yen motor
odala
boy:'''Saniyane athan firste sonaneilla current ilanu''''
Tr:??????......! - Madurai na Malli "NEHRU SKOOL"na GILLI.
ATM na Kaasu "NEHRU SKOOL"na MASSu
Mahabharatham na Porkalam,
"NEHRU SKOOL"naRANAKALAM
Rice'ah Araicha Mavuuu
"NEHRU SKOOL"a Moracha SAAVU
Fish kulla irukum Mullu,
Yendrumae,
"NEHRU SKOOL" ku Irukum DHILLU.......
Dedicate al
NEHRU SKOOL STUDS :-) - Unnai sutri unmayana nanbargal irukum varai
"KADHAL THOLVI" kooda
"COMEDY STORY" than..... :-) - UKG Boy: Naan school
pogala velaiku poren.
MOTHER: UKG
padichittu enna
velaikkudaa po va.
UKG Boy: LKG girlsku
tution eduppean.
Confident Boss Confident..... ;-) - Tamil teacher :- "MAHA KAVI BHARATHI" patri sollu ?
Student :- perusa solrathuku onnume illa... 3nume sappa figure than...... ;-) - Why boys calling girls "DE" and girls calling boys "DA".
Because the meaning of DE is DEAR and DA is DARLING.
So don't miss your DA & DE...... :-* - A girl ran frm home with her boy frnd.The whole family was depresd. She Came aftr 3days.
Dad: ippo ethuku vantha enna venum unaku
Mom:engla konnuta,ethku ipo inga vara
ßrother:yen engla vanthu thollapanra enna venum solli thola..
The girl replied & evry1 was melted hearing tht...she said
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Nokia chinna pin charger venum......? :-D - "Sight Adi"
But
'Love' Pannatha.
"Love" Pannu
But
'Lover-a miss'
Pannatha.
"Feel" Pannu
But
'Future-a Spoil'
Pannatha.
"Thing" pannu
But
'Time-a waste'
Pannatha..
Intha "sms" a padi..
But
Enna Marakathe..... - Boys vs girls=
Girl1:I am in love.
G2:who is he?
G3:how he Looks like?
G4:What colour?
G5: Pathu De Avan
Character Sari Illa.
G1: Ok I Will B Careful.
Same Situation
Boy1:Machi Im in love da.
B2:Machi Treat
B3:Machi Treat
B4:Machi Treat
B5:Machi Treat
nammaku figara mukkiyam soru than mukkiyam....... - (Unga frndsku fwd panni unga plus point yenanu therinjikonga) 1.super type. 2.super voice. 3.super look. 4.super dance. 5.super eyes. 6.super talent. 7.sema beauty.
8.beauty dress.
9.super smile.
10.sema Smartnes. 11.overa thimiru.
12.lovable parson.
13.rompa pechu... First reply me...... - Nannnnnnnnga ennnnnnnnnna dhaaaaaaaaaan sarakkkkkkkula irunnnndhaalum goooooooooood niiiiighttttttt mattttttum corrreecctaaaa sollllllluuuvooom........
GOOD NIGHT KICK DRMSSSSSS..... - PASANGA KAVANATHIRKU MATTUM:
ponunga nammala kavukka use panra
10 notes:
1.saptiya chellam
2.i luv ur sms
3.Unakum enakum same taste
4.Un shirt super
5.un voice super da
6.Tmrw classku vanthudu
7.una pakanum pola iruku
8.aunty ena panranga
9.Un photova en purselaye vachuruken
<note this>
10.padikum pothu bookla un face theriyuthuda
varusam fulla ivlo bit potutu,
final year la
oru END CARD poduva paru
'nxt month enaku marraige fix aaiduchu nu.....! - Hey EXAM means studyin problem?
Harry potter also dealing the same problem. in tis chapter.
Exam ellam oru matter ae illa machi.
Ippo exam la Onume theriyalana, Nan Ena panuvaen theriyuma?
kelen,
Nee kelan?
machi Nee kelen?
nee kelu machi
Ennada pannuva..!
"answer paper matum illama question paper'yum sethu madichu koduthuduvan.
Namaku intha Exam pona 1000 exam varum machi.
''CONFIDENCE MACHI CONFIDENCE".....! B-) - Notebook.,Facebook
enna different?
"Note bookla" teacher mattum than correct pannalam...
but "face bookla" teacheraye correct panlaam...... ;-) :-P - ADMISSION OPENED FOR 2011- 2012
"NITYANANDA INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY"
Courses:
1) B.F technology
2) Rape science
3) Bachelor of bit movies
4) Master of bedroom management
For Application & more details.
contact:-
"Prof. Ranjitha
HOD of practical session......" - 1."HORN" adicha satham varum
'NEHRU SCHOOL' students' Adicha Ratham varum.
2. 'VIJAY' nadicha padam 'Thirumala',
'nehru school' oru
'Eri mala'
3. 'Sivaji' the 'Boss' da 'nehru school' Students' the 'Mass'da
4. 'RAJINI'
karuppu,
'nehru school' students' 'oru Nerupu'.
5.Chiku buku na 'TRAIN' 'nehru school' na BRAIN 6.LIC na 'HEIGHT' 'nehru school' na'WEIGHT'
7. BUS na 'TYRE'
'nehru school' na FIRE
8.8 + 2 = PATHU
'nehru school' na GETHU 9.Mobileku iruku 'TOWER'
'nehru school' ku iruku 'POWER'
by
THE CENATION.... Frwd 2 all 'NEHRU DONS' students...... - Uyir pirindhalum kavalai illai.. Nee enakaka oruthuli kanner sinthinal,
kallarayil kooda magilchiyodu uranguven.
Endrum Maravadha un ninaivudan endrum....... - "Un vaalkaiyil nee santhikkum THOLVI ennum pookkalai Serthu vai!.
Athuve vetri ennum Maalaiyaga unnidam vanthu.....! - Unnai yethirill
paarka...
mudiyavillai
yendralum...
uyir ullavarai
yethir...
parthukkondu
iruppen....unnai parpathurkaga...... - Sila nenaivugal
eppothavathu varum punnagai pola....!
But
Un
Ninaivugal eppothum ennudan irukum moochu kaatru poola.......!
I CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU...... - TRUE LINES : Thunbathai
Anubavitha
Kaalathai
Marandhu vidu.,
Aanal
Adhu Unaku
Karpitha
Paadathai
Marandhu
Vidathe......
THATS LIFE.....! - "Kayam"Aarumvarai valikkum.
"Kadhal"Sagumvarai Valikkum.
"Natpu"thaan Irandha pinnum Nilaikum.....!
DNT MISS UR LOVELY FRNDS...... - Fantastic lines:-
Enai purinthu kolvathu romba
kadinam.Purinthu vittaal pirivathu miga miga kadinam,
That is real'LOVE.....! - Nerupin marupeyar "THEE"
Azhagin marupeyar
"NEE"
Ayyo siripa paru. nalaiki vera joke solren...
Oru naalaiku oru joke than... 0k va..... ;-) - LIFE Oru
One Way Road
Athil Thirumbi
Parkalam
But
Thirumbi Poga
Mudiyathu
So Enjoy
Every movement Because,
Today's
News Paper.
Tomorrow
Waste Paper.......
- Cute Love story :-
A girl and a boy were holding hands and suddenly the girl asked
Girl : nan alaga erukana?
Boy : No
Girl : ne en kuda vala virumbiriya?
Boy : No
Girl : nan unnai vetutu poita ne aluvia?
Boy : No
The girl started to cry..
The boy pulled her close to him and hug her. She even cried louder. and said,
"ne alaga illa, but ne romba alaga eruka"
"enaku un koda vala virupam illa , but unakaga vala virumburan"
"ne enai vetu pona, nan ala matan but ennai suthi ellarum aluvanga".
"I love u"
Send this story to 14 ppl,including ur lover & ur friends. If u get 5bck,u'll get a happy lover.....! - 1+1=rendu. Ne than enaku frndu.
2+2=nalu. Ne romba
valu.
3+3=aaru Ne illama
boru.
4+4=ettu Sms anupalana
kottu.
5+5=pathu
Namma "FRIENDSHIP" than Geththu......!
DNT 4GET ME FRNDZZ...... - Pirinthu pona "ninaivukal" Ovvoru naalum Kankalukkul vanthu Konduthan Irukkum, Kanavaga alla "Kanneeraga"...!
So Dont Miss Your "loved ones".....:-):)
I'L NEVER MISS THEM...... - TRUE LINES : "Jeipathu" Yeppadi Yendru Yosipathai Vida... "Thorkamal" irupathu Yeppadi Yendru Yosithu Paar... Nee "Jeithuviduvaai".....!
- "En anbukku Mugangal thevai illai.
"Mugavariyum thevai illa.
"Tholaivil irunthalum,
"Unnai oru thuli kooda Marapathillai......
I'L NEVER 4GET U...... - Unakaga irupen enbadhu kudumbam..!
Unakaga matum irupen enbadhu kadhal..!
Namakaga nam irupom enbadhu Natpu..!
Yavarukagavum nan ilai enbadhu"Koluppu"....... :-@ - Neethan en uyir.
Neethan en swasam.
Nee illaina naan illa
Nee illaina intha ulagame.
Hello,
Romba sentimenta feel panna vendam nan sonnathu OXYGEN'a......:-P - Oru paiyan oru village ponu kita i love u nu soluran .. Athuku antha ponu (come naughty welcome are pinch room) puriyalaya speeda padi purium....... ;-)
- Thathuvam solli romba naal aachu:
Andru - 1947
Gandhi Ulaithar nattukaga!
Indru-2010
Naam Ullaikirom
Gandhi noteukaga!
Wat a lifeya.....? - "Ethanai varudam palaginom enpathai vida,
Ethanai visayangalai pagirnthu kondom enpathu than sirantha
"N"A"T"P"U."
I LOVE U MY Lovely FRIENDS..... - Nice kavithai :.
"Enakku Pidikkatha Ondrai
Ninaikka Theriyathu"....
"Piditha
UNNAI
Marakka theriyathu.....
Endrum un ninaivudan un munnaal kaadhalan......
I CANT 4GET U - "En ninavu" vandhal, "ennai" thedathae "un ithayathai" thotu paar "naan" thudipaen "unnai" ninaithu kondu un ithayathil alla idhaiyamaaga.....!
I'L NEVER 4GET U..... - "Paasam
"oru"
kaatru mathiri,
"iruppathu"
"namakku"
"theriyathu"
anal
athu
"illamal"
"nammal"
"irukka"
"mudiyathu".
Un Paasam
Mathiri.....! - <-Miracle lines->
"Ellorum en nanbargal illai...!
Anaal,
En nanbargal pola Ellorum illai"....!
***lovely friends forever***
..... Dont miss ur Friends...... - Ayya parunga Amma parunga Anna parunga Akka parunga Elorum parunga Maayam ille Manthram ille Oru paraya Kurangu Enna alaga SMS Padikuthu... Ayo sirikuthu par......! :-D
- Unnai verukum ullam thaan unake theriyamal unnai nesikum......!
Unnai nesikum oru ullamthaan unake theriyamal un uyiraga irukkum.......! - Onnu Mattum Nalla Therinjukonga
ADIKKADI Msg Anupura naanga onnum Velai Illaatha
veti officerum Illa..
Adha Padichittu DELETE
Pandra neenga onnum U.S.A presidnt'um illa... rendu perum dubbacur thaan..
Neenga no.1 dubacur.. Na no.2 dubacur avlo than...... :-P - "Amma"
Endru
Nee
Sollum
Oru
Vaartthaikkaaga
Aayiram
Murai
Amma Amma
Endru
Alari
Iruppaal..
Prasavatthil
Unathu
"Thaai"
Don't Miss Your mother.....! - FEEL MY LOVE
"Naan Nesikkum
Aval Mugathai
Oviyamaga Theeti Vaithen,
Athil Irukkum Kangalavathu Ennai Parkattume Endru......! - Wht is my character_______?
'
1. Vaalu,
2. Honest,
3. Ego,
4. Angry,
5. Chutti,
6. Serious,
7. Selfish,
8. Lovely character, 9. Crack,
10. Childish,
11. Jollytype,
12. Silent....
Reply must...... - Girls'ku Lipstick than Beauty.
Aana ,
Boys'ku
atha alikuradhu than Duty ... Boy: nama rendu perum odi pollama....?
Girl: seruppu Pinchirum..!
Boy: apa venam Nadanthe Polam..... - Girls yean thuppattaavai nenjukku mela poduraanga theriyuma?
Ippadi nee amukka koodathunthan........ - @strnetwork THE MAN JOURNEY STARTS FROM Amaravathi untill Asal... 49 films
.
30 hits
.
19 flops
.
5 times winner of tamilnadu government's best actor award
.
6 times filmfare award winner
5th place in beautiful actors in INDIA - INDIA TODAY
.
3 international car races
.
2 international bike races
.
13 surgery to spinal cord
.
Actresses say Mr. Clean
.
Producers say Gentleman
.
Fans says "THALA"
.
de one and only, who changed his body within
3 months
.
~> T H A L A <~
~> AJITH KUMAR <~
happy birthday thala (may 1}
Proud to be a THALA fan.. thala pola varuma.. THALA Morning :-) - Natpu enbathu
suvattril eluthidum
sithiramalla..
nam idayathil
eluthapatta
saritthiram..
Don't miss your
** FRIENDS **
I'L NEVER MISS MY LOVELY FRNDZ...... - @strnetwork Yemalogam:-
yeman:ama ippodhu yen ippadi naraiya per sethu poranga.
Chitragudthan: adhu ondrum illai arasey vara vara sun pictures naraiya dhanush padam release pandranga adham manna
yeman:namaku vaitha adimai megavum theramaisali nam seiya vendiya velai avaney seidhu mudikiran....... ;-) - Oru Amma vin kavithai
en kallarai mel
un peyarai
ezhuthi vai..
ninaipatharku
alla angum
unnai naan
sumapatharku.
Beautiful love amma.. So love your mom.....
I LOVE MY MOM...... - Gandhiji used small lamp to study.
Grahambel used candle to study.
Shakespear used street light to study.
Onnu mattum puriyala.
"ivanunga ellam Pagal la enna pannunanga"
Itha keatta nammala,
"ithellam yenga urupuda poguthu" solranga...enna soldrathu
So sad..so sad...., - LKG boy1-dai mappu ne testuku bit kondu ponia enna aachu
LKG boy2-ada poda bit jattila irukurathay maranthu poi onuku poitaen
LKG boy1-..????;-);-) - Lovly words:
"Unnai
Velvatharku Yaarum illai,
En "Anbai" thavira.............
"Ennai
Kolvatharku Yaarum illai,
Un "pirivai" thavira.............
- Nilavu
winnil irunthalum athan velicham boomiil than.!
Athu pola nee engu irunthalum
Un ninaivu Endrum en manathil than.... MY DEÄR......! <3 - 1 paper 2 mins erinja sambal agidum,
1 kattai 10 mins erinja sambal agidum,
1 maram 2 hrs erinja sambal agidum,
aaaana..
1 Balpu evalavu neram Erinchalum sambalagadhu,, by science subjectil just pass analum scientific ah yosipor sangam...... - Today Feel ;
Kidaikkatha roja meethu aasai patten..
kidaikkum endra nambikkail... piraguthan, therinthathu antha roja
yenakkalla,
En kallaraikku endru...... - DHEIVAKUDI MAGAN:
"beerku, beerku beef vanga,
quarterku, quarterku chicken vanga,
apram etho sonnanga,ayyo maranthenga...
"10nimisam'' porukkanuma
meen(fish)ah nalla varukkanuma,
athuvara beer-ah kudikkanuma,
waiter sonnang.... Gaaaa....:):-):-) - School galata:
Tamil ayya: Thambi..!
'vaai mai' endraal enna..?
Maanavan:
'Vaai mai' endral.
adhu vandhu
adhu vandhu,
LIPSTICK ayya...Eppudi - Excuse me,
sorry for the distrubance intha Address yenga Eirukunu solla mudiuma?
Please help me...
Mr .kingfisher,
S/o Morco polo,
M C' illam,
Monitor Nagar,
Old Monk 1st'Cuting,
King fisher area,
Vishki thaluka,
Rum Dist.
Kalyani state,
pincode : 6000.5000.
Please help me..have a kick night..... - Un kural "BRITTANIA"
Un subaavam "GOODDAY"
Un manasu "LITTLE HEARTS"
Un nadai "TIGER"
Un face "SUNFEAST"
Mothathil nee oru "BISCOTHU" ha ha ha...... :-P - Natpu enbadhu kallukul irukkum sirppam pola unarndhavanku adhu uyir ulla
"SIRPAM"
Unaradhavanku adhu verum
"KAL"
En iniya sirppame.......
I'L NEVER MISS U...... - Karuvaraiyil nammai sumandhadhu thaai......
Nenjil nammai sumandhadhu thandhai......
Idhaiyathil nammai sumandhadhu Kadhal.....
Aanaal nammaiye idhaiyamaaga sumappadhu Natpu.....
Adhilum en nanbargal ennai Thozhiyaga mattum alla Kuzhandhai aagavum sumakiraargal Idhaiyathil alla Idhaiyamaga......
I LOVE MY FRNDS...... - Naan anuppiya SmS'i delete seithaal......
Udambula kai irukkum , kaal irukkum , mookku irukkum , muli irukkum , thala irukkum yen uyir kooda irukkum......
Aanaa en SmS mattum irukkadhu b carefull...... ;-) - Uravendru solli kolla nee illai endraalum......
En uyir endru solli kolla un ninaivugal irukkum......
Nee than ennai vittu pirindhaai un ninaivugal piriyavillai.....
Endrum kadhal' udan un munnal kaadhalan...... - Naan dhinamum maatrum ungal Uduppu aalla......
Endrumae ennai ungalukku ninaivu paduthum Idhaiyathudipu......
Ennaium madhichi en SmS padikra nee oru Gas aduppu...... - Pookal poopadhe udhira than endraal.....
Nam kaadhal mottagave irukkattum....
Ellathaium katti vithu vaazhalam okva.....? - Kadhal oru pattam poochu maathiri......
Lesa pidicha parandhudum......
Tight'a pidicha irandhudum......
So Pattampooche pidikadheenga poi Thumbi pidinga....... ;-) - Birds'lam yen foreign'la irndhu Vedanthangalku parandhu varudhu theriyuma.....?
Yena nadandhu vandha late agidum...... :-P - Naanum Paaaraiyil pattu sidharum kadal alai pol aanen un paarvai pattadhaal..... :-)
- Maapillai : Ponnu enanga 70 vayasu kelavi maadhiri iruku.....?
Ponnu veetar : Summa joke pannadheenga Maapla adhu ponnoda thangachi.....
Maapla : ???????? - Theriyaamal iruppadhu thavaralla.....
Therindhu kollamal iruppadhe thaavaru.....
Ariyaamal iruppadhu thavaralla....
Arindhu kollamal iruppadhe thavaru......
Therinjikonga Arinjikonga naan romba nallavan...... ;-) - Ethirparpukal illai endraal vaalvadhil arthame illai.....!
Ethirpaarkiren endrum unnidam indha "ALAGANA PAASATHAI" mattum
by
PAASA MALAR...... - Naan paasam vaikira varaikum than yosipen......
Paasam vechitta uyir irukkum varai nesippen...... - Nee yaar endru enaku theriyadhu......
Nee yengu irukkirai endru enaku theriyadhu......
Nee eppadi iruppai endru enakku theriyadhu......
Aanaal nee than en uyir endru mattum enaku theriyum....... - Rendu poochu mrng 5 mani'ku walking pocham Adhla oru poochu'ku matum kuliru'chaam innoru poochu'ku kulurala adhu yennn......?
Yena adhu KambiLii poochu.....
By
KAATUPOOCHI......;-)
- Yaaraavadhu unnai Loosu'nu sonna coola iru......
Monkey'nu sonna kuda relax'ah iru.....
Asingama thitna kuda amaidhiya iru.....
But nee alaga irukka'nu sonna mattum thooki pottu midhi......
Vilaiyaatu'lam 1 limit'ku thaan..... ;-) - Todays yosanai : Raaki katti Raksha bandhan kondadum podhu....,
Yen, thaali katti Lovers day kondaada kudadhu.....? - Unnai naan marakka maaten endraavadhu oru naal marakkalam appadi marandhal andru naan uyirodu irukka maaten......
- Kadalin neer vatrinaal meengal thudi thudithu irandhu vidum.....,
Ennull un anbu kuraindhal en idhaiyathudippu nindru vidum...... - Coffee poda thevai Ticasion.....
Vayasaanavangal'ku thevai pension......
Youth pasangalku koodadhu tension....... - Rowdy : Iyya neenga sonna madhiriye Assistant commissioner'a konnutom......
MLA : Naan epo da kolla sonen.....?
Rowdy : Neenga thane tension'a irukku AC'a potudu'nu sonneenga.....?
MLA : ?????????????? - Wife : Pakkadhu veetukaari saree evlo super'ah irku paarunga.....
Husb : Kalyanam aagi 5 yrs'la ipa than d en selection nalla irku'nu solra......
Wife : ?????????!:-/ - Piriyamal iruppadhe natpu alla,,,,,
Pirindhum maravamal iruppadhe unmaiyaana natpu......
I NEVER 4GET MY FRNDZ - Tamil eluthukall ethanai irundhalum....
Oru kadhal kadidham eludhi paar appodhu teriyum eluthukalin panjam.....
Spelling theriyamal peela vidum sangam...... ;-) - Kaalangal yaarukaagavum kaathu irupadhu illai....
Aanaal,,
Nammai nesikum oru unmaiyana idhaiyam kaathu irukkum eppodhum namakaga.....! - Padikadheenga romba Marana mokka : Idlypodi'a thottu idly saapdalam aana mookupodi'a thottu mooka saapda mudiyaadhe...... :-( Adhan sonnen'la..... ;-(
- Thamarai ilaiyil thanneer ottadhu,,,
Aanaal thanneer ilamal thamarai illai.....
Neeyum Naanum arugil illai un ninaivugal illamal naane illai........ - Arugil irundha podhellam thondramal,,,
Pirindhu irukkum podhu thondrum,,,
Un Anbai'um paasathaium endrum oru nodi kuda marakka mudiyadha un munnaal Kadhalan...... </3 - #SINT Kannna mele irndhu keele vilundha adhu aruvi adhe keele indhu mele pona adhu Kuruvi ha ha ha ha......
- Pisaasu Vissiri Veesa
Peigal Thalathu Paada
Bhoodhangal Isai Amaika
Kaateri Kaal Amukka
Mogini Kadhai Solla
Avaigalin Naduvil Inbamaga Thoongu....,! - #SINT Aayiram idhaiyangal Nammai nesikka irundhalum Nam nesikum idhayathidam perum Anbe nammai sandhosha pada vaikum...... <3
- #SINT Unnai pirivadhu ivvalavu kashtam endru therindhu irundhal Serndhe irukka maten..... Endrum un ninaivugaludan......
- #SINT Pirakkum podhu nan edhaiyum kondu varavillai......
Vaazhum podhu endhaiyum kondu pogavillai......
Irakkum podhu konduselven un alagana ninaivugalai...... - #SINT Nesam enbadhu nenaikum varai......
Paasam enbadhu palagum varai......
Natpu enbadhu idhaiyam thudikum varai......
My SmS enbadhu booster gaali aagum varai...... :-P - U enbadhu 1 eluthu
Me enbadhu 2 eluthu
She enbadhu 3 eluthu
Love enbadhu 4 eluthu
Lover enbadhu 5 eluthu
Friend enbadhu 6 eluthu
Friends enbadhu 7 eluthu
Unaku ipdilam SmS anupradhu en thalai eluthu.....! :-(
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