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Kiss your freedoms goodbye, America; My thoughts on tonight's vote for H/C in Congress
TERMINATION NOTICE
TO: UN-Honorable: LYNN WOOLSEY
FROM: Your Constituent: MEGAN CROMWELL
You have consistently shown your disdain for those of us back here in the district. Your vote today put me and millions of other Americans at risk. You voted for government take-over of health-care. You and your disgusting cohorts in the Congress had no right to do this. You have no respect for the limits that the Constitution places on you. You have no respect for our wishes. We have called. We have emailed. We have visited your office. We have faxed. We have written letters. WE HAVE DEMANDED YOU LISTEN TO US! And still, you do not listen.
In addition to your lack of listening skills, apparently your reading skills need remedial help as well. There is no POSSIBLE way you could have read, digested, understood, and analyzed 1,990 pages of legal speak. I go to school to read law code, and I could not have got through it in the few days it was out. And I know you don’t write the laws; you just vote the way Nancy tells you to.
You have been on the welfare teat far too long in Congress. There has been no difference, going from welfare to congress, because the tax-payers are STILL paying your wages. Now, you pretend to represent us, when you know full well you’re simply looking out for yourself.
You were warned, OVER and OVER this year; if you continue to ignore us, if you continue to kowtow to Nancy Pelosi instead of listening to US, YOUR EMPLOYERS, the people you are supposed to represent, that we would FIRE you in 2010. Be prepared, Lynn, because you have just enraged the electorate back here in Sonoma and Marin counties. We are FURIOUS, and we have the grassroots movement to take you down.
You are gone in 2010. Better brush up the resume, because you’re about to be unemployed like the rest of us. I have put up with your games long enough, and I’m not going to take it any longer! I am doing everything in my power to campaign against you.
This is a promise.
Your very angry constituent with a VERY long memory,
Megan L. Cromwell
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rohnert Park, CA 94928
2,297 chars, ≈ 1 mins read - @TweenHollywood OMG i need help this is all ive got so far lmfao
Hello, I am contacting you from TweenHollywood and we wanted to know if there was any way we could schedule a quick interview with Mr. Tatum. We recently gave away a G.I Joe DVD as a prize for our monthly contest and our viewers have been requesting that we post more stuff about him.358 chars, < 1 min read -
RT @loveSEXnDrugs lmfaoooo my mom left my dad a message sayin she got crabs so he calls bak n says u need to go to the doctor right away ... LMFAO WAT A JERK<< lol ya parents is wild192 chars, < 1 min read
- Td pagi gue agak pundung m @Bugil_kribo yg lebih milih maen poker ketibang ngobrol dll ny m gue, sebel bgt enggk sich dia sendiri juga gitu, yg suka bete klo gue slalu pegang2 handphone. Skrg dia yg gitu m gue. Huff, tp gue enggk bisa ngambek lama. . . So, gue sayang bgt m dia.282 chars, < 1 min read
- “Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila just makes you wasted.” - Jackson Rathbone.209 chars, < 1 min read
- #UnHappy 4. Sepanjang jalan ke kings, gue diem ajach. So hanya ditemenin sama handpone gue yg setia. Anak2 jd jaga jarak sm gue krn takut gue meledak. Pdhl gue enggk apa2 kok klo mereka ngajak gue ngomong. Hiks, hr yg penuh sial buat gue. Enggk ada bagus2ny semua, rebek.275 chars, < 1 min read
- #UnHappy 3. nengok temen yg lagi tifus, kasian. Habis itu kedokter, dag dig dug. Trus ketemu sama . . . . . *disconected* sumpah gue jd enggk bisa ngomong apa2, seorang . . . . . *disconected* tega bgt bilang gitu sama mahasiswany. Hanya krn gue miskin, bisa seenakny aja dia gitu. Anj*ng bgt.297 chars, < 1 min read
- #UnHappy 2. Pagi2 udah bikin bete, semua orang terkesan mau bunuh2n. Enggk bersahabat bgt, seperti biasa my parents selalu ribut. So, gue cuma bisa nangis n badan tambah enggk enak. Bisa2 sakit. Tp gue malah lebih milih telpon temen gue, krn gue pengen pergi secepatny dr sini.282 chars, < 1 min read
- #UnHappy 1. Kemaren mlm enggk bisa tdr, krn bokap mpe pagi tuch nonton tv dgn vol. Suara paling full. Bikin semua penghuni rumah enggk bisa tdr apalagi nyenyak. So, buat gue enggk moody n badan juga enggk enak.214 chars, < 1 min read
- Easy way to boost energy levels and morale in company?
Keep a steady supply of Nutella available in the office kitchen!
137 chars, < 1 min read My October 31st.
Wasn't an exciting Halloween but I listened to Steven Curtis Chapman, Jesse McCartney, Hannah Montana & T-Swift all day. I'm still disappointed. But itskay. :) Now singing opera with Jordan & @eugene_shane.
248 chars, < 1 min read- Wasn't an exciting Halloween but I listened to Steven Curtis Chapman, Jesse McCartney, Hannah Montana & T-Swift all day. I'm still disappointed. But itskay. :) Now singing opera with Jordan & @eugene_shane.218 chars, < 1 min read
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@Beverleyknight Cheeky tweet time babe. Well you know im a huge fan of yours and have loved u for years...... well I was wondering wat the chances were of maybe getting backstage after the show at wolves to say hello? I know its a lot to ask and youre a busy girl but i had to ask. Ive never asked before cos i was nervous too, but youre amazing, and i know u wont think bad of me. Dont worry if u cant Bev and please dont think bad of me chick. Love ya always, Em xx471 chars, < 1 min read
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Being Present - By Ekhart Tolle
" Wherever you may be, ask yourself: Are you there as the carrier of your personal history plus your problematic future? Or are you there as aware consciousness, the field of conscious presence looking, perceiving the aliveness, sensing the aliveness t...hat is all around you, even in stones? There's always a choice." ~ Elkhart Tolle379 chars, < 1 min read -
Great quote from today's @TMQESPN column re: health insurance in the US: "If homeowner's insurance worked like American health insurance, it would not only pay for fires but also cover utility bills, replacing broken appliances, baseballs hit into the window and all the food, drink and paper towels that pass through the kitchen. Certainly, a company could offer an insurance product that covered absolutely every expense of living in a home. But such insurance would be phenomenally expensive and full of ultra-complex rules; the insurer would also acquire an incentive to dream up excuses to deny payment. Just like American health care insurance!" http://tinyurl.com/yf3bmgx754 chars, < 1 min read
@sportsnation If you could watch LeBron do ONE thing, his entire career dunk, or block shots. Which would u choose?
@SportsNation If I could only watch LeBron do ONE thing, it would have to be Dunk because the doesn't need a 'summer-camp" video cover-up by Nike and ABC because Ron Artest isnt wearing "the product" on Christmas Day as he throws it down. Lebron only blocks guards like Carrol, thats why they have the Big "Swaq" on the court, doing his best Brett Favre inpersonation in this "No country For Old Men" society we live in.551 chars, < 1 min read-
@ihaveatree
Hey Lucy, if you're still around...did you say you were going to do any art analysis? Because the sheet says that we need to say why our art was easier for modern audiences to understand rather than ancient art. Which is hard because I haven't seen it yet. Sorry for being annoying! Love Alex. BY THE WAY, twitter annoys me sometimes with its 140 character limit.387 chars, < 1 min read -
oh wait, one more tweet, this really cracked me up yesterday. Tanu was like ' theres a bug on your teeth !'' I was so freaked out trying to get rid of the bug. and Tanu said ' its black !'. thats when i realised, 'its my braces, you freak !' HAHAHA. Oh my goodness, that was so freaking funny. :DDD303 chars, < 1 min read
- Too much love will kill you
if you can't make up your mind
torn between the lover
and the love you leave behind
your heading for disaster
because you never read the signs
too much love will kill you
everytime
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKFEjZ98Q4s&feature=related
Thank you Queen!
don't be the victim of your crime.
Too much love will kill you
just as sure as none at all.Attached Media
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Phew, my curser was going blue from holding its breath so long with all that post hanging on it.
Looking back, the worst thing was the throwaway nature of it, the casual nature of the critical remark. The way Sir Tim Berners-Lee, internet enventor, just happened to let it slip. And if you mised his confesion, here it is: there was no technological need for that wretched double foward slash at the beginning of ever internet address.
Well, thanks a lot. Thousands of miles of paper later, millions of misprints, squillions of stutterings over the words, we find out that soething we thoght was there for a boffiny reason is actually utterly useless.
Sir Tim Berners-Lee is being talked about as one whom David Cameron might ennoble. After thsi, Mr Cameron should think again. The House of Lords? After the infliction of the //? The Court of Human Rights more like.887 chars, < 1 min read
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