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Ode To #CeciltheLion (RIP)
In a Rhodesian game park there roamed
The king of the beasts, well-throned
Head of an ancient pride
Supposedly safe tucked inside
Protected from hunting skills honed
Then a Yankee dentist paid a 50 grand ransom,
For a shot at #CeciltheLion, most handsome,
The blood money sufficient
For a deed truly maleficent
But for leaving photos behind, the world thanks him.
The derangement of #Walter f*cking Palmer
Has become the latest #conservationist drama
Quick smart #extradite him
So the courts can then smite him
We call on you #BarackObama