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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, fertile & naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes
twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she’s like Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between 17 and 80, a man is like North Korea, ruled by a pair of nuts.
That’s the end of today's geography lesson.