noelove's JumboTweets
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“Do not fall in love with people like me.
I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth.
I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.” -
"jambalaya" So last night I made my version of it. I sautéed a whole sweet onion, a few zucchini and garlic, set that aside, cooked some chorizo, and kelbasa together, added the veg back into the pan and then laid shrimp on top, put the lid on and cooked for about 15 minutes. The shrimp were cooked perfectly. HOLY HELL. It was so good. Served it with quinoa for the kids, I had mine without. DELISH. Will make again.
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I wish I could kill you,
savor the sight.
Get in to my car, drive into the night.
Then lie as I scream to the heavens above.
That I was the last one you ever loved.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMyuLJZoJAIAttached Media
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Last year I had a dream about the Biebs. Here you go.
April 27, 2012 at 7:53am
I'm Justin Bieber's new Manager
We're in a dressing room. There is a mirror lit up with lights all around the edges, makeup, hair products, stuff covers the counter. Justin is standing in front of the mirror being, you know, Justin.
Me: Justin
Justin: hhmm (messing with his hair)
Me: Justin!
Justin: WHAT? (turning towards me finally)
Me: (smiling sweetly) Do you have a pen?
Justin: No I don't have a pen.
Me: Justin. Why don't you have a pen?
Justin: (smirk) Because I don't?
Me: (Walking over to him) Justin. You're Justin fucking Bieber, what would happen if a wild hot girl appeared and wanted to give you her phone number? Then what would you do?
Justin: (Looking at me like Im crazy and trying not to laugh.)
Me: Well, you fail. Hand over your teenage heart throb card sweetheart.
Justin: (Glaring, but chocking back a laugh)
Me: You can laugh, this is what you pay me for. Now hurry the fuck up and get on stage.
Commotion in the dressing area, everyone running around to get ready. Justin takes my hand, and we someone opens the door for us and we walk out I start to let go and walk away so he can bask in the glory of you know, being Justin Bieber, he pulls me back to him and kisses me on the cheek. This is totally not sexual, its a very respectful, you're my badass manager type of thing. I walk away but through the crowd I hear him call my name.
Justin: Noel. Noel!
Me: (turning around.) What kid?
Justin: (Pulls a sharpie out of his back pocket)
Me: (brb rolling my eyes forever)
He takes the stage, and since I'm his new manager, I get to stand off on the wings. At that point I realize I'm wearing a badass white fitted trench coat and boots, Im standing behind some people just watching him on stage, I can't really see him or know what song he's performing but I feel all stupid proud.
Then I woke up.
So there you have folks. I'm Justin Bieber's new manager in my dreams. My dreams are COMPLETELY INSANE. I know what triggered this too, I was on The Smoking Gun and I read his Rider last night. Silly BRAIN. -
Collard Wrapped Enchiladas: savoy cabbage, carrot, tomato, collard greens, alfalfa sprouts, red onion, scallion, red bell pepper, lemon, jalapeño, cashews, walnuts, garlic, cumin, cilantro, red chili flakes, nori, lime, cold-pressed extra virgin olive oil, paprika, black pepper, sea salt
OH MY GOD GET IN MY MOUF. -
I once had a man look across the table from me, friends around and he said 'if heaven had a height, you would be that tall'.
and I looked at him, with wonder and and and, I asked.."did you write that?'
and he said....no its common. -
"I do not wish to know how to instantly correct your sadness, what ales you. For the lessons learned of the suffering are far greater than a speedy recovery." (going through my old journal and found this gem. I'm a great fucking poet.)
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I wish I could kill you, savor the sight. Get in to my car, drive into the night. Then lie as I scream to the heavens above. That I was the last one you ever loved.
http://youtu.be/eMyuLJZoJAIAttached Media
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BEST NEWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just got a call from Becky at GVSLL, and there are 5, 9 years olds in the minor division (machine pitch) that want to stay in the lower division one more year. She instantly thought of Aiden, pulled him from the wait list, and put him on the team!!!!!!! I won't be driving all over the earth for baseball this spring AND Aiden will be playing with kids his age and skill level.
You guys, I have tears. This makes me so very very very happy! AND He got a scholarship too. I feel so freaking blessed right now. Wow! What a great feeling! -
This is my most favorite addon of all times: http://www.go-hero.net/opie/
I use it for everything. Suddenly my mouse stopped recognizing buttons 4 and 5 while I play wow. It used to work and now it does not.
I once configured the mouse, using the Logitech control center, to recognize the buttons but they must have changed something once again.
Does anyone have ANY clues whatsoever? I've gone to the logitech site, cruised the Mac forums for wow, everything and still no dice. I just want my addon to work properly. -
So here is my menu, I feel like something might be missing from the main courses. I got a chicken and a fish, 2 kinds of veg, a starch
The menu
Apps
Stuffed mini bell peppers
shrimp and cheese stuffed mushrooms
Crudités, spinach dip
Deviled Eggs
brie en cruet
crackers
fruit
Main
Alton Brown's Fish Roll
Stuffed Game Hens wrapped in bacon
honey carrots
broccoli rice casserole
asparagus
Dessert
Chocolate Cherry Trifle -
Jeff: you realize that when we finally meet sauce I'm going to stand between you two at all times :P keep you a couple feet apart so you don't just rip your clothes off and start humping his leg LOL
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walnut crusted salmon with avocado cream sauce served with tomatoes, kale and broccoli sauteed in olive oil. For dessert, green tea ice cream with dark chocolate drizzle and more chipped walnuts. The perfect meal for this: http://www.good.is/post/the-ten-best-foods-for-your-looks/
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by far, your sexiest trait is your strength. Sure you've got great boobs, stunning eyes, great smile, soft lips, you're great in bed, sassy/smart/funny personality, but your inner strength is what really makes you VOLCANICALLY hot.
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I dont like using jumbo tweet, however I think this is more than 140 chars and less than a full blog post, because a full blog post would mean I'd have to spell shit right and actually fix my website that I haven't done.
anyway....I watched this. I am not punk nor identify with punk, but god damn, this was a GREAT documentary on punk in Little Rock Arkansas. And I totally and full feel what these guys/gals are saying. so well done done. -
UGH. Getting this HUGE fucking error when I go into battlegrounds on my priest.
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Time: Sat May 7 09:18:19 2011
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SPELL_CAST_START =... <<<<<< N.B from Jumbotweet: auto-truncated at 4K characters on index page - Click here or on the "view" link to see entire jumbotweet! http://www.jumbotweet.com/ltweets/view/5641 -
Maybe I know, somewhere Deep in my soul That love never lasts And we've got to find other ways To make it alone Keep a straight face And I've always lived like this Keeping a comfortable, distance And up until now
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OK FACEBOOK. I'd love if you would stop suggesting my exboyfriend's new fucktoy to me on the sidebar. YES I know that she's friends with a couple of my friends but REALLY? really? I don't need to see her mother fucking smug ass face. So if you could knock that off, I'd be really really happy. Thanks. Love, Me.
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Just got this email from a guy friend of mine. Made my day. "Maybe you are just this perfect woman/wife/mom and guys in their twentys were too stupid to see that and thus ended up marrying the skanks they pick up at the club. Now they are in their 30s and see that their "partner" kind of sucks and /facepalm when they talk to you."
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I had a great day working at Isaiah's school. I built an obstacle course for the kids, read five books at snack time and blew bubbles. Estella was worn in a Ergo with Auntie Rebecca and was a good girl! I swear that I am getting to the gym at least 4 days this week. I will not let this auction stand in the way of my healthy eating and working out. I think I am going to repeat week three of #getrunning. We are out the door. #Fb
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My Santa Barbara friends and beyond. I want to invite you all to the silent auction that I'm helping host for Isaiah's school! I'm planning the menu so you KNOW it will be amazing. when you purchase a ticket you get 2 alcoholic beverages of your choice. We're having a 50/50 drawing so you can win cold hard cash and we have over 250 items up for bid! Check it out! I want to see you all there!!! http://auction.smpcw.org/?p=147&cpage=1#comment-173
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Estella is sick. Running nose and possibly pink eye. Isaiah is still sick, not eating, but not barfing, coughing and just generally being a pain. Aiden is coughing, but not sick, he's also got a science project due on Thursday. "How does the sun make plants grow. No. Really. I have a messy house, tons of laundry, no food, a paper due and very little cash on hand to resolve any of my issues. If I could jump off a bridge, I would.
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So today we said goodbye to the three girl hamsters. A nice couple came and picked them up and asked a LOT of questions about them. They were going to surprise their son, who thought he was getting his first pet next month, but my lovely craigslist post compelled them to buy our three ladies today! I am so happy that I could make some little boy's day by providing him with three lovely hamsters that he will hopefully love and adore as much as we did. :)
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One of Isaiah's teachers has been out for about a week now, leaving the other there to run things. She's seemed REALLY frazzled. Should I cut her break and keep Isaiah home from school today since its raining and she'll be trapped inside with 20 kids and 10ish parents all day?
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