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- Here's a joke for ya'll: One day Tom Brady died. When he got to heaven he was greeted by God. God said: "Tom you have lived a very successful life and I have a home for you in heaven." God took Brady to his house. When they arrived Brady saw a nice bungalow with a faded patriots sticker in the window. Tom was pleased. Then he looked just down the street and saw a humongous 3 story mansion with a blue and orange sidewalk, a brand new Denver Broncos sticker on the fence, a Tim Tebow fathead in the window, and a huge #15 on the door. Tom Brady was flabbergasted. He looked at God and said; "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful or anything but I'm an All Pro Quarterback, a 3 time Super Bowl champ, and a hall of famer. Why does someone like Tim Tebow get such an amazing house but I get only this?" God chuckled and responded; "Oh Tom, you are confused. That's not Tim Tebow's house-- It's mine!" Go broncos!
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