With the introduction of Viagra in response a perennial male problem, a reputed pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance...
MIRRORCILLIN
A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once.
STOPPANAGGIN
Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse or boyfriend.
COSMOPOLIRA
Raises female intelligence to levels allowing'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.
LOGICON
Trials have showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as'you don't love me anymore'
PARKATRON
72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a car Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes.
MAGNATACK
Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality,, no practical use for this drug has yet been found.
WARDROBIA
Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% actually stayed within their credit limit.
BEERINTULIN
Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/ boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports. :D
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After the shameful defeat of Team India, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Hotel-
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as another man and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him
“Hi Dravid!”
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as Muslim woman – in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him
“Hi Dravid!”
woman
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him
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Ek din 1 Lady Popat kharidne gayi.
Lady-"Iski kya khasiyat hai?"?
Usmaan Bhai-"Ye bolta hai."?
Lady ne Popat se pucha-"Main kaisi lagti hu?"?
Popat-"Bhen k Lodi Randi lagti hai."
Lady-"Ye to bahot badtamiz popat hai."?
Usmaan Bhai use andar le gaya aur zor se pani me duba ke pucha,"Bol ab gaali dega?"?
Popat-"Bilkul nahi dunga."?
Usmaan Bhai use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ab puchiye.?
Lady-"Agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aye to tum kya sochoge?"?
Popat-"Apka pati hai."?
Lady-"Agar 2?"?
Popat-"Apka Pati aur Devar."?
Lady-"Agar 3?"?
Popat-"Pati,devar aur Bhai."?
Lady-"Agar 4?"
Popat-"Pani le aao Usmaan Bhai, Maine to pehle hi kaha tha"BHEN KI LODI RANDI HAI"...