TheManofesto's JumboTweets
- "When you invest your time you make a goal and a decision of something that you want to accomplish. When you spend your time you play Xbox. That's spending time. It accomplishes nothing." - Nick Saban
- Why the fuck is it when I'm not feeling the best & am at my weakest that my Dad gets all fucking chatty, tells me shit he's told me a dozen times, & gets off on telling gross fucking stories?
- Researchers at Harvard, Duke and other universities have found that Christian faith and church attendance are associated with less social isolation, lower risk of substance abuse, lower rates of suicide, greater happiness and life satisfaction. This does not sound like people who are not free. Jesus' truth sets us free from self-deception.
- The 1st Amendment does NOT apply to my FB page or my blog. I reserve the right to edit any asinine comments. If you don't agree with me you can spew your venom elsewhere.
- Parents need to leave their children at home until they can sit down, shut up, & act right. Some places...like church...are simply not meant to be infiltrated by obnoxious brats.
- I wonder how huge of a kickback/bribe Chief Justice John Roberts received for his vote on Obamacare?? He's obviously on the take and should be thrown off The Court.
- Rush Limbaugh has 15 million listeners (a conservative estimate...no pun intended), about the same as Top 10 TV shows like The Voice and Two & A Half Men. He's not going anywhere no matter what Jane Fonda thinks.
- Kudos to Broncos QB Brady Quinn for his blatant honesty about Tim "Hey Everybody...Look At Me!!" Tebow. Quinn is 10 times the QB Tebow could ever dream of being & has every right to be bitter.
- Schwarzecheater boinking his maid was rather efficient. She was able to change the sheets on the bed every time they did the deed.
- Q) Who was the first liberal Democrat?
A) Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, arrived not knowing where he was, departed not knowing where he’d been...and did it all on borrowed money - "We get to watch a real live royal wedding where the girl becomes a princess when she marries her Prince Charming in her pretty dress". I saw this on Facebook, and now I understand the appeal atleast a little bit...for chics with the emotional maturity of a 8 year old anyway.
- I am somewhat ambivalent about the loophole allowing one to partake in what it is one is giving up on Sundays during Lent. Is it cheating?? I don't know.
- So a whore sleeps with a guy within days of meeting him, gets knocked up, then proceeds to spend every day whining about how sick & miserable she is. Interesting.
- Idol Thoughts - Tyler is way cool & JLo is surprisingly tolerable. Randy is trying hard to fill Simon's mean shoes. They overdo the sentimental tearjerker crap.
- I have finally accepted that I am meant to be alone. I am just not built to deal with modern women...slutty tarts who go from "talking to" a guy to being pregnant (sans marriage of course) within a matter of weeks. I'm better off without an emotionally damaged, needy whore in my life.
- I don't get people who use Facebook as a forum to air their drama. It's an odd mix of arrogant, needy, childish, emotionally challenged, and self indulgent. Get over yourself and your annoying hunger for validation.
- I've discovered a new hobby. When someone deletes me from Facebook I immediately and relentlessly friend request them. It's fun to piss people off sometimes.
- Rejoice in the Lord always. Let your gentleness be known to all men.Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God, and the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus - Philippians 4:4-7
- I like my job alright, but sometimes it really makes me sad in regard to the human race. Without going into detail, I'll just say that on a daily basis I talk to some of the outright dumbest people I have ever encountered in 37 years on this planet. I really had no idea that stupidity could run so deep.
- So...if a person drinks 5 Hour Energy at 8am, won't they still get "that 2:30 feeling"??
- I have been crucified with Christ; it is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me - Galatians 2:20
- I have been crucified with Christ; it is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me
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