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- @danisnotonfire In 4th grade, I was swinging on a swing set. Now I was having fun and everything, swing fairly high next to the bar on the top, when I suggested to close my eyes and lean back. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10 YEAR OLD SELF?? I started laughing at first, then, when I swung back, my hands lost their grip. I flipped out of the chair, and was basically in the air for about 5 seconds. IN THE AIR, FOR FIVE SECONDS, FLAILING. Now this was all with my eyes closed. When I eventually landed, I was 3 yards in front of the swing set. My God, I was so lucky. One thing, I was swinging next to someone, so I could've flown into them, and they would also be hurt. I could have flown into a pole and land myself in the hospital. But thankfully, I walked away with a painful bum. This was during school, so people who saw rushed up to me, "ARE YOU OKAY??" "No I'm fine, I'm ok, my bottom just hurts." I wish I could've seen how I looked flipping through the air. xD Hahaha, I'm so weird. Sorry for this long tweet, but I felt like sharing to let you know you are not alone. :)
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