yerakay's JumboTweets
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"@NigeriaNewsdesk: Senate President David Mark on Monday said the time had come to bring the Plateau crisis to an end."....u mean it took the death of one of theirs for David Mark and Co. To wake up from their slumber??
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@SegunThePundit: sir, methinks fela will bullshyt us if anyone asked for his views. He was passing several messages to us but we were too carried away by his creativity and his perfect control of music, we never really bothered to "listen" to his messages
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@ALIBABAGCFR: In light of the recent 'madness' to have our Lawmakers act out CHUCK NORRIS and/or JACKIE CHAN in recent Amateurish NOLLYWOOD flicks, Against their wishes, the lawmakers have now decided that "Business Transactions"(whether corrupt or not, all na business) will no longer hold in sitting rooms(LAWANgate),bedrooms or beer parlours..henceforth, "transactions" will be held on the HIGH SEAS,OFF THE GULF OF GUINEA in local CANOES..no mobile phones, no cameras...all parties appearing in their true/Natural state of creation..NAKED...ur worry, main concern should be how to get the "largees" to the canoe on the high sea, how the lawmaker will transport it "safely" to his "dormot" shouldn't be ur concern.....signed---NASS
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In light of the recent 'madness' to have our Lawmakers act out CHUCK NORRIS and/or JACKIE CHAN in recent Amateurish NOLLYWOOD flicks, Against their wishes, the lawmakers have now decided that "Business Transactions"(whether corrupt or not, all na business) will no longer hold in sitting rooms(LAWANgate),bedrooms or beer parlours..henceforth, "transactions" will be held on the HIGH SEAS,OFF THE GULF OF GUINEA in local CANOES..no mobile phones, no cameras...all parties appearing in their true/Natural state of creation..NAKED...ur worry, main concern should be how to get the "largees" to the canoe on the high sea, how the lawmaker will transport it "safely" to his "dormot" shouldn't be ur concern.....signed---NASS
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