@ALIBABAGCFR: In light of the recent 'madness' to have our Lawmakers act out CHUCK NORRIS and/or JACKIE CHAN in recent Amateurish NOLLYWOOD flicks, Against their wishes, the lawmakers have now decided that "Business Transactions"(whether corrupt or not, all na business) will no longer hold in sitting rooms(LAWANgate),bedrooms or beer parlours..henceforth, "transactions" will be held on the HIGH SEAS,OFF THE GULF OF GUINEA in local CANOES..no mobile phones, no cameras...all parties appearing in their true/Natural state of creation..NAKED...ur worry, main concern should be how to get the "largees" to the canoe on the high sea, how the lawmaker will transport it "safely" to his "dormot" shouldn't be ur concern.....signed---NASS