Response to my "Open Letter:"
Dear Bro. Rasbeary,
I was trying to keep it a secret, but I guess the truth has come out. Before the season started he had asked for his inheritance so he could go root for his own team. I know he is wasting his substance with that riotous team. I am praying that after a little time of cheering for the pigs of the NBA he will come to himself and arise and come back. Then he will confess to me that he has sinned against me, and against Texas!! Then I would accept him back into the family with a feast and a new Dallas Maverick shirt. Please be in Prayer for my Prodigal son. Go Mavs!!!
Your Missionary to Croatia
Bro. Scott Holcomb